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• DAMN IT, the swings are taken
• Anatidaephobia. fear that somewhere somehow a duck is watching you
• Can I Fück Your Daughter? What? I Said Can I Have A Glass Of Water
• i once had a life ... then some idiot came and told me to make a face book
• awh that was sweet. so how many other girls have you said it to?
• falling over drunk but managing to keep your drink stable..now thats talent
• "haha!remember that?" "oh yeah,haha!"... "you dont remember do you?" "no."
• Don't you just hate it when Santa uses the same wrapping paper as your Mum.
• why is pingu′s dad always ironing when he has a wife?
• "Do you know what we're supposed to be doing?" "No, do you?"