- Terrorists have two eyes, Pandas have two eyes. Coincidence? I think not.
- oh,didnt i tell you? must of been none of your fucking business
- the feeling when you know you've been caught and your fucked
- Sex is like School, You miss a period and your in deep shit !
- lost my shoes along with my v!rg!n!ty at kate's party!
- Bored Of Being Bored Because Being Bored Is Boring... :P :P
- What if a Singer needed to sneeze, cough or go to the bathroom!?
- for all of you who know someone you want to throw under a bus
- "Mum and Dad, where did you meet?" "In the toilet queue at Kate's Party, son"
- Joey:THATS HOW MUCH OUR PHONE BILL COSTS?!? Chandler: That's the phone NUMBER
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