Advantages of being a woman

1. We can cry and not get made fun of.
2. We can be emotional and blame it on that time of the month.
3. If we don't know anything about cars, it's okay.
4. We get to decorate our homes and can almost entirely ignore our other-half's input.
5. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
6. Free drinks. Free dinners. Free movies (you get the point).
7. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
8. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.
9. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
10. We have an excuse to be a total bitch at least once a month.
11. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.
12. We'll never regret piercing our ears.
13. We have way more hair options.
14. We can carry everything we need in a purse, if we want to.
15. There is no need for us to act ridiculous to "prove" that we're real women.
16. No matter what we drive, we look good in it.
17. We can close our eyes and flinch at a bloody war movie and no one will care.
18. We can act a little childish and it seems cute.
19. If we have a flat tire we can get help without having to worry about seeming "unmanly."
20. We can cry and get off speeding fines.
21. Taxis stop for us.