"I'm older than Google, Smartphones and all this things you can't live without."

"We were the last non- wireless and non-cordless generation."

"Back in my days there were only 150 Pokemon."

"I lived the Playstation and Xbox first generation."

"I lived the rise and fall of the compact disk."

"At your age the only thing I was scared of was to step on a Lego."

"I was born in another millennium."

After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve.  And the first thing he said to them was,
"Don't."

"Don't what?" Adam replied.

"Don't eat the forbidden fruit." God said.

"Forbidden fruit?  We got forbidden fruit?"

"Hey, Eve . . .we got forbidden fruit."

"NO WAY."

"Don't eat that fruit ! said God.

"Why?"

"Because I'm your Father and I said so!" said God, wondering why he hadn't stopped after making the elephants.

A few minutes later God saw the kids having an apple break and was angry.
"Didn't I tell you not to eat that fruit?" the God asked.

1. Have your children walk home from school (with backpacks)
2. Wait until they come near two elderly women on the sidewalk
3. Drive up in your car
4. Swing open the passenger door
5. Ask your own children, "Hey, kids, want some candy?"
6. Watch the horrified looks on the women's faces as your kids climb in and you drive off.

Dear god, I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that ok? - Neil

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The front cover of James Mollison's book of photographs of children from around the world and their bedrooms. Mollison hopes his photographs will encourage children to think about inequality.