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Brilliant statement about how things really are

● Most 'First Class' students get technical seats, some become doctors and some engineers.

● Those who get a 'Second Class', pass the MBA, become administrators and control the 'First Class'.

● The 'Third Class' passes, enter politics and become ministers and control both above.

● Last, but not the least, The ‘Failures’ join the underworld or business and control all the above.

Common Sense or....

I don't think this was a real test. but anyways I'm posting it.

Surprised what the answers are?? well.. click here

Oh well.. I got all wrong. But that doesn't make you any smarter :P

Have You Ever Cheated In Your Exam?

Have you ever cheated in your exam? How do you do it ? Ever get caught ?

Well, the conventional way of cheating is over! Let's look at the latest way !

1. Type out your notes in the computer.

2. Make sure to resize the font size 6

3. Print out the notes with your own printer.

4. Make copy of the note using "toner based" photo copier.

5. Stick a layer of transparent adhesive tapes (eg: Scotch Tape) on the copied notes.

6. Cut them into strips according to the size of the adhessive tape.

7. Soak the strips in cold water.

8. After a few minutes, peel off the adhesive tape from the paper carefully.

9. You will be able to see that your notes have been transfered to the tapes

10. Dry the adhesive tape so that it will become sticky again.

11. If you are so lucky to have a clueless teacher, you may just bring the adhessive notes into the exam hall and stick it directly at the answer sheet.

12. Altervatively, you may have to stick it on your pen before you go into the exam hall.

13. Or you may also stick it on your drink.

Showing posts with label exams. Show all posts

Brilliant statement about how things really are

Common Sense or....

Have You Ever Cheated In Your Exam?

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