While I was going through stuff on Google, one of the best sites I came up with is Omegle. Well it’s a chat site with the most basic settings I have ever seen. Easy way in, easy way out. NO annoying signing up, no logging in, no screen names, no selecting font colors etc. Just get there and start chatting. It’s practically one click away.
It’s all private chat and no records of who you are or whom are you chatting with. From my experience more than 2/3 of the online people are guys. There is even a rumor on the site that there are only 3 girls online and all the others are horny guys. (Kind of true)
By spending days on the site I have a pretty good idea how the thing goes and its pretty funny. There are kind of facts.
1. If anyone starts saying 'hiiiiii' (with more than one i) it’s probably a girl.
2. 2. 2. If it starts with 'horny?' It’s probably a guy and 50% of them are gay.
3. 3. 3. Girls hate 'asl'.
You say hi, they say hi. You say asl? BAMM disconnect. I don’t know why the hell but girls seem to really hate the question. But that doesn’t mean whoever pop the question is a guy.
The thing is that most guys seems to know that, so they go step by step talking about other stuff and eventually ask whether male or female.(I forgot to tell, girls hate this question too) and then they answer and my personal favorite(NOT) is find out that I have wasted 10 minutes trying to flirt with another guy.
4. 4. 4. Not everybody is there to chat.
Now this is really pissing me off. Some people promote their websites here. They send links asking to click. The most common lie is that a girl is waiting for a guy to chat with her with web cam. When you go to the link, you see a cute girl on cam, which it a lie. Its an animated jpeg.
And the second most common is that another site saying that this guy broke up with this girl and he wants revenge. So he has posted her pictures there. It’s a fucking spam.
5. 5. 5. About 20% of people there are expecting to have cyber sex.
Keep in mind that its child abuse if one of the participants is below 18. And some people are using this to have a good laugh (like a prank) by scaring other people. They keep going for awhile and they send you and IM saying that he/she is from FBI and the conversation has been monitored.
6. 6. 6. Beware of the backspace key.
This happens to me all the time. I press backspace to erase something I typed and the chat window closes. (The backspace is used as a shortcut key to go back to previous page) and the whole conversation goes away. (No. you can’t get it back)
Check out that site. It’s a great way to get out of boredom.
Did it ever occur to you that you have installed all those anti virus guards, firewalls and stuff and your pc still get attacked by viruses?
If my pc don’t get protected from viruses then why the fuck I have installed an anti virus guard. I mean isn’t it all bullshit with all those technical words with no meaning (Anti spyware, end point protection, firewall etc.) Why the fuck I need a firewall when I got nothing to hide in my hard drive. It’s not like I have secret FBI files saved in my pc.
And by the way I think those windows live messenger guys got serious problems. That’s why they have created msn making it unable to send or receive .exe or .zip files without anti virus guard in both computers. (sadly its doesn’t even work properly. still get viruses)
Few words about Kaspersky. Do not install if u don’t have anything else to do other than accepting and declining hundreds of notifications a day. Trust me its worse while installing software. Every single file that’s installed to the computer is going through its filter and it gives us the opportunity to decide what’s virus and what’s not by ourselves. Well if I know its virus would I be installing in the first place and if I have to do it manually then why the fuck I have installed an anti virus guard?
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