tl;dw: the funniest parts are, this (03:33) and this (06:45)

But hey! thats not all. I mean LOOK! here's the penis and well you know, sometimes, it doesnt uh you know. and plus, guess what happened during lunch!

p.s. the videos linked about does not mention answers to questions like "Mommy, why is Timmy looking at my chest?"

The Kinsey scale, also called the Heterosexual-Homosexual Rating Scale, attempts to describe a person's sexual history or episodes of his or her sexual activity at a given time. It uses a scale from 0, meaning exclusively heterosexual, to 6, meaning exclusively homosexual. In both the Male and Female volumes of the Kinsey Reports, an additional grade, listed as "X", was used for asexuality.

Kinsey scale (Heterosexual-Homosexual Rating Scale)

Kinsey reports

• Men: 11.6% of white males aged 20–35 were given a rating of 3 for this period of their lives. The study also reported that 10% of American males surveyed were "more or less exclusively homosexual for at least three years between the ages of 16 and 55" (in the 5 to 6 range).
• Women: 7% of single females aged 20–35 and 4% of previously married females aged 20–35 were given a rating of 3 for this period of their lives. 2 to 6% of females, aged 20–35, were given a rating of 5 and 1 to 3% of unmarried females aged 20–35 were rated as 6.