1. We can cry and not get made fun of.
2. We can be emotional and blame it on that time of the month.
3. If we don't know anything about cars, it's okay.
4. We get to decorate our homes and can almost entirely ignore our other-half's input.
5. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
6. Free drinks. Free dinners. Free movies (you get the point).
7. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
8. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.
9. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
10. We have an excuse to be a total bitch at least once a month.
11. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.
12. We'll never regret piercing our ears.
13. We have way more hair options.
14. We can carry everything we need in a purse, if we want to.
15. There is no need for us to act ridiculous to "prove" that we're real women.
16. No matter what we drive, we look good in it.
17. We can close our eyes and flinch at a bloody war movie and no one will care.
18. We can act a little childish and it seems cute.
19. If we have a flat tire we can get help without having to worry about seeming "unmanly."
20. We can cry and get off speeding fines.
21. Taxis stop for us.

ten years ago we had steve jobs bob hope and johnny cash. no we have no jobs no hope and no cash

After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve.  And the first thing he said to them was,
"Don't."

"Don't what?" Adam replied.

"Don't eat the forbidden fruit." God said.

"Forbidden fruit?  We got forbidden fruit?"

"Hey, Eve . . .we got forbidden fruit."

"NO WAY."

"Don't eat that fruit ! said God.

"Why?"

"Because I'm your Father and I said so!" said God, wondering why he hadn't stopped after making the elephants.

A few minutes later God saw the kids having an apple break and was angry.
"Didn't I tell you not to eat that fruit?" the God asked.

What is an Anagram? 
A word that is spelled with the exact same letters as another word.


Some famous Anagrams

Evangelist = Evil's Agent 
A telescope = To see place 
Tom Cruise = So I'm Cuter 
Mother-in-law = Woman Hitler 
Funeral = Real Fun 
The Hilton = Hint: Hotel 
The Detectives = Detect Thieves
Eleven plus two = Twelve plus one
Desperation = A Rope Ends It
Elvis = Lives 
Listen = Silent 



To try it yourself, goto this link
www.wordconstructor.com

Found this on egodialogues