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I've learned...

  • I've learned ... That the best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.
  • I've learned ... That when you're in love, it shows.
  • I've learned ... That just one person saying to me, 'You've made my day!' makes my day.
  • I've learned ... That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.
  • I've learned ... That being kind is more important than being right.
  • I've learned ... That you should never say no to a gift from a child.
  • I've learned ... That I can always pray for someone when I don't have the strength to help him in some other way.

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RIP Gaddafi: oh look all the funny things he said!

goto Sad and useless for more quotes on photos
Protest however you want, but do not go onto the streets and squares!

Libyans do not know Denmark, they do not hate Denmark. They know Italy and they hate Italy.

I cannot recognise either the Palestinian state or the Israeli state. The Palestinians are idiots and the Israelis are idiots. 

Nations whose nationalism is destroyed are subject to ruin. 

There must be a world revolution which puts an end to all materialistic conditions hindering woman from performing her natural role in life and driving her to carry out man's duties in order to be equal in rights.

The invasion of Iraq was not justified because Saddam had already abandoned weapons of mass destruction.

Democracy means permanent rule

No representation of the people-representation is a falsehood. The mere existence of parliaments underlies the absence of the people, for democracy can only exist with the presence of the people and not in the presence of representatives of the people.

A woman has a right to run for election whether she is male or female

Women, like men, are human beings. Women are different from men in form because they are females, just as all females in the kingdom of plants and animals differ from the male of their species

I will stay in Libya till I die or death comes to me

Stop taking drugs. They’re not good for you, for your heart. Don’t destroy the country… Shame on you, you gangsters. Surrender, give up all weapons, or they’ll have massacres, drugged kids with machine guns… tonight and tomorrow, youth, all of you, not those who are rats on drugs–form committees for security.

Were it not for electricity, we would have to watch our televisions in the dark.

I’m not such a dictator that I’ll shut down Facebook. I’ll just imprison anyone who dares log in to it.
Sources: brainyquotejoecrazy

Comic Sans strikes back

I'M COMIC SANS, ASSHOLE.


Listen up. I know the shit you've been saying behind my back. You think I'm stupid. You think I'm immature. You think I'm a malformed, pathetic excuse for a font. Well think again, nerdhole, because I'm Comic Sans, and I'm the best thing to happen to typography since Johannes fucking Gutenberg.

You don't like that your coworker used me on that note about stealing her yogurt from the break room fridge? You don't like that I'm all over your sister-in-law's blog? You don't like that I'm on the sign for that new Thai place? You think I'm pedestrian and tacky? Guess the fuck what, Picasso. We don't all have seventy-three weights of stick-up-my-ass Helvetica sitting on our seventeen-inch MacBook Pros. Sorry the entire world can't all be done in stark Eurotrash Swiss type. Sorry some people like to have fun. Sorry I'm standing in the way of your minimalist Bauhaus-esque fascist snoozefest. Maybe sometime you should take off your black turtleneck, stop compulsively adjusting your Tumblr theme, and lighten the fuck up for once.

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Don't Have To Type Both Words Of Captcha Code

So you want to mess with recaptcha? The fault of reCAPTCHA lies in the fact that it is used to digitize non-digital texts, as well as stop spam.
What this means is that in every captcha, there will be two words: one that the computer knows is right and will check your text against and one that it hopes to use to digitize text. In other words, reCAPTCHA only needs one word of your captcha to be correct for your captcha to be accepted.
You will be given two words one real one fake. The fake word is unknown to the computer and can be replaced by anything. Lets just type “cat” (typing anything works but "cat" is fun. lol)
Notice how the required word is displayed, i.e. double layered (the same trick is used by Facebook)
The following tips will help you easily identify which word to type.

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A picture is worth a thousand words: Juan Osborne's text portraits

They say a picture is worth a thousand words. Each of the images in this gallery is made of up up to 200,000 words of varying lengths, heights and colours. Amateur Spanish artist Juan Osborne scours speeches, lyrics and books for the words associated with his subjects.
Each picture is painstakingly pieced together on his netbook using software he designed himself. He says: "People are surprised when I tell them that my work is created using a standard netbook and software that I built myself - which is very basic. There are no limits to creativity - if I need something or think of a new way to make something I just create a new application to do it. I feel free without the need for commercial software."

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The Beatles made from lyrics of 290 of their songs 
A portrait of Sir Winston Churchill
made of the phrase Never, never, never, never give up - a quote from a speech he made on October 29, 1941 at Harrow School
Juan says: "Words are powerful, they go straight into the human mind and really add something to my pictures that you can't get from a regular picture taken with a camera. Mine have stories behind them that can be read, which is pretty unique. I've made so many now that I've got the process down to a tee and can churn out a lot in a short space of time - maybe just a few days each."
A portrait of Charles Darwin with the most frequent words in the book On the Origin of Species
The Words of Jesus 
a picture of Kate Middleton and Prince William.
is made of words from their engagement announcement 
A portrait of Kurt Cobain made using words from Nirvana lyrics
A portrait of John Lennon made using words from the song Imagine
A portrait of US President Barack Obama made from the transcriptions of more than one hundred of his speeches
A portrait of Pablo Picasso made up with words from titles of his paintings
The famous picture of a man standing in front of a column of tanks on Tiananmen Square
made using the word 'Freedom' in about 50 different languages
Vincent van Gogh's painting Starry Night
made with the words of his quote: "I often think that the night is more alive and more richly coloured than the day"
Juan Osborne at his computer
He says that he now plans to create a colossal super picture consisting of one million words: "My biggest one so far was a mere half a million words, but I want to go one better - or half a million better. The only problem I have is finding somewhere to print a picture that big."

Why Asian kids are good at math?


As Dehaene explains:
Chinese number words are remarkably brief. Most of them can be uttered in less than one-quarter of a second (for instance, 4 is 'si' and 7 'qi') Their English equivalents—"four," "seven"—are longer: pronouncing them takes about one-third of a second. The memory gap between English and Chinese apparently is entirely due to this difference in length. In languages as diverse as Welsh, Arabic, Chinese, English and Hebrew, there is a reproducible correlation between the time required to pronounce numbers in a given language and the memory span of its speakers. In this domain, the prize for efficacy goes to the Cantonese dialect of Chinese, whose brevity grants residents of Hong Kong a rocketing memory span of about 10 digits.
It turns out that there is also a big difference in how number-naming systems in Western and Asian languages are constructed. In English, we say fourteen, sixteen, seventeen, eighteen and nineteen, so one would think that we would also say one-teen, two-teen, and three-teen. But we don't. We make up a different form: eleven, twelve, thirteen, and fifteen. Similarly, we have forty, and sixty, which sound like what they are. But we also say fifty and thirty and twenty, which sort of sound what they are but not really. And, for that matter, for numbers above twenty, we put the "decade" first and the unit number second: twenty-one, twenty-two. For the teens, though, we do it the other way around. We put the decade second and the unit number first: fourteen, seventeen, eighteen. The number system in English is highly irregular. Not so in China, Japan and Korea. They have a logical counting system. Eleven is ten one. Twelve is ten two. Twenty-four is two ten four, and so on.

That difference means that Asian children learn to count much faster. Four year old Chinese children can count, on average, up to forty. American children, at that age, can only count to fifteen, and don't reach forty until they're five: by the age of five, in other words, American children are already a year behind their Asian counterparts in the most fundamental of math skills.

The regularity of their number systems also means that Asian children can perform basic functions—like addition—far more easily. Ask an English seven-year-old to add thirty-seven plus twenty two, in her head, and she has to convert the words to numbers (37 + 22). Only then can she do the math: 2 plus 7 is nine and 30 and 20 is 50, which makes 59. Ask an Asian child to add three-tens-seven and two tens-two, and then the necessary equation is right there, embedded in the sentence. No number translation is necessary: It's five-tens nine.

They can hold more numbers in their head, and do calculations faster, and the way fractions are expressed in their language corresponds exactly to the way a fraction actually is—and maybe that makes them a little more likely to enjoy math, and maybe because they enjoy math a little more they try a little harder and take more math classes and are more willing to do their homework, and on and on, in a kind of virtuous circle. When it comes to math, in other words, Asians have built-in advantage. And also Asians are more willing to try harder than other students.


Read the full story here: Rice Paddies and Math Tests

When different people make mistakes

If a barber makes a mistake,
It's a New style

If a driver makes a mistake,
It is a New path

If a engineer makes a mistake,
It is a New venture

If parents makes a mistake,
It is a New generation

If a politician makes a mistake,
It is a New law

If a scientist makes a mistake,
It is a New invention

If a tailor makes a mistake,
It is a New fashion

If a teacher makes a mistake ,
It is a New theory

If our boss makes a mistake,
It is a New idea

If an employee makes a mistake,
It is a MISTAKE ONLY

How to create ASCII art - Convert pictures into text


This little program converts your picture to ASCII text art - a jumble of letters, numbers and symbols that do not appear to have any significance until you step back and look at the whole picture. It has no practical purpose, other than the neat factor.

Type or paste the address of an image from the web or select a picture from your computer.


Pull on your eyes like a Chinese to see the text

The text will appear if you pull on your eyes like a Chinese.



One-Time-Password to stay more secure Facebook

They are launching one-time passwords to make it safer to use public computers in places like hotels, cafes or airports. If you have any concerns about security of the computer you're using while accessing Facebook, they can text you a one-time password to use instead of your regular password. By simply texting "otp" to 32665 on your mobile phone (U.S. only), and you'll immediately receive a password that can be used only once and expires in 20 minutes. In order to access this feature, you'll need a mobile phone number in your account. They are rolling this out gradually, and it should be available to everyone in the coming weeks.

Second, the ability to sign out of Facebook remotely is now available to everyone. These session controls can be useful if you log into Facebook from a friend's phone or computer and then forget to sign out. From your Account Settings, you can check if you're still logged in on other devices and remotely log out.

Under the Account Security section of your Account Settings page you'll see all of your active sessions, along with information about each session. In the unlikely event that someone accesses your account without your permission, you can also shut down the unauthorized login before resetting your password and taking other steps to secure your account and computer.

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