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Why do women think that...


Women think, that Weird facial expressions and the duckface makes them look "cute  Bigger is always better, even if one has to get implants  They should always hold this exact pose when a pic is taken They should be as thin as possible, when in reality men appreciate a more natural look with curves  Boots worn with jeans and high heels in genera somehow improve their posture and look, actually men think they are ridiculous  Scene hair and the weirdest hair contraptions make them look good, and are "cute  Men find the generic "porn star look" sexy They should pluck out their eyebrows, then draw them back on Leggings, especially the fake-leather kind looks good

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Perception: men vs. women


Women Friends chatting in office.
Woman 1: I had a fine evening, how was yours?

Woman 2: it was a disaster. My husband came home, ate his dinner in three minutes and fell asleep in two minutes. How was yours?

Woman 1: Oh it was amazing! My husband came home and took me out to a romantic dinner. After dinner we walked for an hour. When we came home he lit the candles around the house and afterwards talked for an hour. It was like a fairytale!

At the same time, their husbands are talking at work.
Husband 1: How was your evening?

Husband 2: Great. I came home, dinner was on the table, I ate and fell asleep. It was great! What about you?

Husband 1: It was horrible. I came home, there's no dinner because they cut the electricity because I hadn't paid the bill; so I had to take my wife out to dinner which was so expensive that I didn't have money left for a cab. We had to walk home which took an hour; and when we got home remember there was no electricity so I had to light candles all over the house! After all, I was so aggravated that I couldn't fall asleep and my wife was jabbering away for another hour!

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Think before getting a tattoo


What Your Tattoo Says About You

Source: Tattoos

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Do You Know Why?

  • Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?
  • Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough?
  • Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
  • Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
  • What is the speed of darkness?
  • Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up every two hours?
  • Are there specially reserved parking spaces for 'normal' people at the Special Olympics?
  • If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?
  • Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?
  • How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
  • Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
  • Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

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