Press "Like" To These.
- DAMN IT, the swings are taken
- Anatidaephobia. fear that somewhere somehow a duck is watching you
- Can I Fück Your Daughter? What? I Said Can I Have A Glass Of Water
- i once had a life ... then some idiot came and told me to make a face book
- awh that was sweet. so how many other girls have you said it to?
- falling over drunk but managing to keep your drink stable..now thats talent
- "haha!remember that?" "oh yeah,haha!"... "you dont remember do you?" "no."
- Don't you just hate it when Santa uses the same wrapping paper as your Mum.
- why is pingu′s dad always ironing when he has a wife?
- "Do you know what we're supposed to be doing?" "No, do you?"
