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Top Ten Reasons to Make Gay Marriage Illegal

01) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.

02) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

03) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

04) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn’t changed at all like many of the principles on which this great country was founded; women are still property, blacks still can’t marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

05) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of marriages like Britney Spears’ 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

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No Jobs, No Hope, No Cash

ten years ago we had steve jobs bob hope and johnny cash. no we have no jobs no hope and no cash

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Top 10 Funny Urban Dictionary Definitions

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10 Mind Blowing Things You Didn't Know

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Dammit I'm mad is dammit I'm mad backwards. any navel orange you consume today was produced by clones, which originated from a single spontaneously mutated orange tree growing in Brazil in 1820. Due to the fact that oranges cannot be bred using a selection process all oranges are genetically identical to this original tree. Normal people will see Einstein in the picture below. how to test short shortsightedness Short sighted people will see marilyn monroe. if you see Einstein in the picture walk back a few metres and you'll see it into Marilyn monroe. Leonardo Di Capri never died in titanic. the end scene of titanic is him going underwater. the beginning scene in inception is him walking on a beach. its a movie inside a movie. goto random Wikipedia article and click on the first link (skip parentheses) . repeat till u come to an end. you will always end up on "philosophy". articuno zapdos moltres. 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 =12,345,678,987,654,321 . pie equals 3.14

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Top 10 Favorite Smells

People differ from each other, so smells that they like also differ, nevertheless there are some smells that everybody like. Here’s the top 10 most enjoyable smells.

1. Smell of fresh cut grass - Unique smell of cut grass conjures up images of a childhood, of course, if you’re not allergic.

2. Newly baked bread – the aroma of a fresh warm baked bread. Simply the tastiest

3. Petrol (gasoline) - the smell makes people think about gasoline and all the stuff they can do with it, like make cars go fast. Like one women said, “the smell of gasoline is the smell of life and energy.”

4. Smell of flowers – of course, how we could imagine smell top without most famous flower smells! These are the smells of romance, holidays and simply good relationships.

5. The smell of rain – freshness and cleanliness after the rain.

6. Garlic flavor – the smell of British pub, pint of ale with garlic bread and party with old good friends. If you’re not a vampire, of course.

7. Fresh linen - The smell of fresh laundry is one that indicates cleanliness and domesticity.

8. Smells of the sea – very special smell of summer fun! Once you’ve experienced it, you will always know when you’re by the ocean or sea.

9. Fried bacon - this is the smell that shouts, “breakfast.” The smell of morning, very often could be found together with coffee smell.

10. Chocolate – chocolate is a food, a reward and a romantic gift. Great, tempting smell and delicious taste. It is impossible to link chocolate with anything negative.