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Adam, Eve, God and The Forbidden Fruit

After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve.  And the first thing he said to them was,
"Don't."

"Don't what?" Adam replied.

"Don't eat the forbidden fruit." God said.

"Forbidden fruit?  We got forbidden fruit?"

"Hey, Eve . . .we got forbidden fruit."

"NO WAY."

"Don't eat that fruit ! said God.

"Why?"

"Because I'm your Father and I said so!" said God, wondering why he hadn't stopped after making the elephants.

A few minutes later God saw the kids having an apple break and was angry.
"Didn't I tell you not to eat that fruit?" the God asked.

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Connection Disconnects!

OHHh i just fuckin hate my connection. cant chat on omegle, the connection is being gay and its get disconnects and the whole convo is gone. this is drivin me insane. sometimes i put a youtube video to load and this fuck disconnects and the video stop[s loading. i just fucking hate this!! grrr and it suck that i dont have anything to do about it!

Is He Drunk?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: bonjour
Stranger: allo, where do u come from?
You: sri lanka
You: u?
Stranger: i'm indo als please?
You: 20 male sri lanka
You: u?
Stranger: f/m?
You: didnt i just say im male
You: are u drunk?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Have You Ever Met The Same Person Twice On Omegle?

1st Conversation

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: Can i see your boobs?
You: tits?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i wanna see
You: ohk
Stranger: can i
You: but whats the point?
You: im a guy lol
Stranger: so i can see?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: lame!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

2nd Conversation
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: Can i see your boobs?
You: tits?
Stranger: yes
You: are u the same guy?
Stranger: i wanna see
Stranger: maybe!
You: wow
You: lol
You: im a guy
Stranger: we talked a bit ago?
You: u said lame
You: yes
Stranger: lol i know. this is impressive!
You: exactly
Stranger: new record!
You: omg
Stranger: peace out bro!
You: a record
You: peace
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Chat On Omegle

While I was going through stuff on Google, one of the best sites I came up with is Omegle. Well it’s a chat site with the most basic settings I have ever seen. Easy way in, easy way out. NO annoying signing up, no logging in, no screen names, no selecting font colors etc. Just get there and start chatting. It’s practically one click away.

It’s all private chat and no records of who you are or whom are you chatting with. From my experience more than 2/3 of the online people are guys. There is even a rumor on the site that there are only 3 girls online and all the others are horny guys. (Kind of true)


By spending days on the site I have a pretty good idea how the thing goes and its pretty funny. There are kind of facts.

1. If anyone starts saying 'hiiiiii' (with more than one i) it’s probably a girl.

2. 2. 2. If it starts with 'horny?' It’s probably a guy and 50% of them are gay.

3. 3. 3. Girls hate 'asl'.

You say hi, they say hi. You say asl? BAMM disconnect. I don’t know why the hell but girls seem to really hate the question. But that doesn’t mean whoever pop the question is a guy.

The thing is that most guys seems to know that, so they go step by step talking about other stuff and eventually ask whether male or female.(I forgot to tell, girls hate this question too) and then they answer and my personal favorite(NOT) is find out that I have wasted 10 minutes trying to flirt with another guy.

4. 4. 4. Not everybody is there to chat.

Now this is really pissing me off. Some people promote their websites here. They send links asking to click. The most common lie is that a girl is waiting for a guy to chat with her with web cam. When you go to the link, you see a cute girl on cam, which it a lie. Its an animated jpeg.

And the second most common is that another site saying that this guy broke up with this girl and he wants revenge. So he has posted her pictures there. It’s a fucking spam.

5. 5. 5. About 20% of people there are expecting to have cyber sex.

Keep in mind that its child abuse if one of the participants is below 18. And some people are using this to have a good laugh (like a prank) by scaring other people. They keep going for awhile and they send you and IM saying that he/she is from FBI and the conversation has been monitored.

6. 6. 6. Beware of the backspace key.

This happens to me all the time. I press backspace to erase something I typed and the chat window closes. (The backspace is used as a shortcut key to go back to previous page) and the whole conversation goes away. (No. you can’t get it back)


Check out that site. It’s a great way to get out of boredom.

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