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International Economics
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies and the economy grows.
You retire on the income
INDIAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You worship them.
PAKISTAN ECONOMICS
You don't have any cows.
You claim that the Indian cows belong to you.
You ask the US for financial aid,
China for military aid,
Britain for warplanes,
Italy for machines,
Germany for technology,
France for submarines,
Switzerland for loans,
Russia for drugs and
Japan for equipment.
You buy the cows with all this and claim of exploitation by the world
AMERICAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You sell one and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
You profess surprise when the cow drops dead.
You put the blame on some nation with cows & naturally
that nation will be a danger to mankind.
You wage a war to save the world and grab the cows.
When different people make mistakes
If a barber makes a mistake,
It's a New style
If a driver makes a mistake,
It is a New path
If a engineer makes a mistake,
It is a New venture
If parents makes a mistake,
It is a New generation
If a politician makes a mistake,
It is a New law
If a scientist makes a mistake,
It is a New invention
If a tailor makes a mistake,
It is a New fashion
If a teacher makes a mistake ,
It is a New theory
If our boss makes a mistake,
It is a New idea
If an employee makes a mistake,
It is a MISTAKE ONLY
What Do People in Your country Search For?
As everybody know, Google gives search results according to what people search the most. In some countries even the language is different. So what I was going to say is that the search results are different from country to country. Below you see is a funny example of that. This is what appear when you type the word 'removing'.
Well the irony is that Sri Lanka is considered as a very religious and cultured country (according to people there. not others. lol). In there, advertising alcohol or cigarettes are banned, porn is banned, there are no kissing scenes on TV etc. Basically sex is kind of a big NO NO. And this is what people there search on Google the most. (Removing cloths one by one. lmao!!)