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Asking "How Much For a Blowjob?" from a deaf


lolwut asking how much for a blow job in sign language? thats like sexual assault towards the handicapped :/

for more funny dirty signs, go here youtube.com/user/thfemale

The beauty and complexity of the English language


Professor Ernest Brennecke of Columbia is credited with inventing a sentence that can be made to have eight different meanings by placing ONE WORD in all possible positions in the sentence:
"I hit him in the eye yesterday."

The word is "ONLY".

The Message:
1.ONLY I hit him in the eye yesterday. (No one else did.)
2.I ONLY hit him in the eye yesterday. (Did not slap him.)
3.I hit ONLY him in the eye yesterday. (I did not hit others.)
4.I hit him ONLY in the eye yesterday. (I did not hit outside the eye.)
5.I hit him in ONLY the eye yesterday. (Not other organs.)
6.I hit him in the ONLY eye yesterday. (He doesn't have another eye..)
7.I hit him in the eye ONLY yesterday. (Not today.)
8.I hit him in the eye yesterday ONLY. (Did not wait for today.)

This is the beauty and complexity of the English language.

Google translator beatbox

Google Troll - Translator Troll


Instead of just saying “listen” when this is type in Google Translator, it actually says “beatbox!”

and if you want to try it out, copy paste this
pv zk pv zk pv pv pv zk pv zk zk pzk pzk pvzkpkzvpk kkkkkk bsch


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