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| one does not simply say 'im not hungry' to grandma |
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No Jobs, No Hope, No Cash
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| ten years ago we had steve jobs bob hope and johnny cash. no we have no jobs no hope and no cash |
Quotes against Atheism
Well I see a lot of quotes and stuff against Christianity pretty much everywhere on internet. and rude jokes (which are really funny) about bible and stuff. Here's one on Atheism for a change.
Shoe size? really??!
wait what?! *googling*
I cant believe this actually exists. But this is it. (doesnt work for me though)
| Shoe Sizes |
Europe | 35 | 35½ | 36 | 37 | 37½ | 38 | 38½ | 39 | 40 | 41 | 42 | 43 | 44 | 45 | 46½ | 48½ | Europe |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Japan | 21.5 | 22 | 22.5 | 23 | 23.5 | 24 | 24.5 | 25 | 25.5 | 26 | 26.5 | 27.5 | 28.5 | 29.5 | 30.5 | 31.5 | Japan | |
| Korean (mm.) | 89- | 101 | 108 | 114 | 121 | 127 | 133 | 140 | 148 | 156 | 174 | 184 | 216 | 244 | 264 | 280+ | Korean | |
| U.K. | 2½ | 3 | 3½ | 4 | 4½ | 5 | 5½ | 6 | 6½ | 7 | 7½ | 8 | 9½ | 10½ | 11½ | 13 | U.K. | |
| U.S. | 3½ | 4 | 4½ | 5 | 5½ | 6 | 6½ | 7 | 7½ | 8 | 8½ | 9 | 10½ | 11½ | 12½ | 14 | U.S. | |
| Inches | 9 | 91/8 | 9¼ | 93/8 | 9½ | 95/8 | 9¾ | 97/8 | 10 | 101/8 | 10¼ | 10½ | 10¾ | 11 | 11¼ | 11½ | In. | |
| Centimeters | 22.8 | 23.1 | 23.5 | 23.8 | 24.1 | 24.5 | 24.8 | 25.1 | 25.4 | 25.7 | 26 | 26.7 | 27.3 | 27.9 | 28.6 | 29.2 | Cm. | |
| Mondopoint | 89- | 101 | 108 | 114 | 121 | 127 | 133 | 140 | 148 | 156 | 174 | 184 | 216 | 244 | 264 | 280+ | Mondopt. | |
| Penis Size |
Inches | 3.5- | 4.0 | 4.25 | 4.5 | 4.75 | 5.0 | 5.25 | 5.5 | 5.85 | 6.15 | 6.85 | 7.25 | 8.5 | 9.6 | 10.4 | 11+ | Inches |
| Centimeters | 8.9- | 10.2 | 10.8 | 11.4 | 12.1 | 12.7 | 13.3 | 14 | 14.0 | 15.6 | 17.4 | 18.4 | 21.6 | 24.4 | 26.4 | 28+ | Cm. |
There are some more really interesting other stuff about this thing too. Such as... the background of this thing,Medical Studies of the Shoe Size-Penis Size Relationship, Shoe Width, Shoe Rubbers, Average Shoe Size and how it is caculated. Those who are interested can read more here.
The food illusion
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| Facebook is like fridges, u know there's nothing inside but you check it out every five minutes |
Men and women, both socialize pretty much the same way
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| Men socialize by insulting each other, but they dont really mean it. Women socialize by complimenting each other, and they dont really mean it either |
Brilliant statement about how things really are
● Those who get a 'Second Class', pass the MBA, become administrators and control the 'First Class'.
● The 'Third Class' passes, enter politics and become ministers and control both above.
● Last, but not the least, The ‘Failures’ join the underworld or business and control all the above.
A Quote
"I have a couple homosexual friends, I believe in God, but my church doesn't accept it. Every night I pray that people will find a way to get around their hate. Since when has loving someone been evil?"
Quoted from Six Billion Secrets