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What those words on 'Annual Performance Review' reviews really mean?
1. Outgoing personality: always going out of the office
2. Great presentation skills: able to bullshit
3. Good communication skills: spends lots of time on the phone
4. Work is first priority: too ugly to get a date
5. Active socially: drinks a lot
6. Independent worker: nobody knows what she/he does
7. Quick thinking: offer plausible excuses
8. Careful thinker: won't make a decision
9. Uses logic on difficult jobs: gets someone else to do it
10. Expresses themselves well: speaks english
11. Meticulous attention to detail: a nit picker
12. Has leadership qualities: is tall or has a louder voice
13. Exceptionally good judgement: lucky
14. Keen sense of humor: knows a lot of dirty jokes
15. Career minded: back stabber
16. Loyal: can't get job anywhere else
17. Plans for promotion/ advancement: buy drinks for all the boys
18. Of great value to the organization: gets to work on time
19. Relaxed attitude: sleeps at desk
Is Google safe search really safe? I Have Doubts
If you have searched for images on Google you probably might know there is an option called “safe search”. Well normally if you search for a word there you get pictures of naked girls and stuff (basically pornographic content). Because of that Google has given you this option to filter the search results. So you won’t get any dirty stuff in search results. There is a huge difference between normal search and safe search.
This option is really useful if you are at office or school (not searching for porn) because I don’t think you want to experience those awkward moments by looking at naked girls in front of your parents, teacher, boss or whoever there. No matter what you search there is always pornographic content.
But after what happened yesterday, I don’t trust Google. I was actually searching for a picture to put as Facebook profile picture of my friend. So I searched for girls pictures. Even if I have put the safe search “on” there are still nude pictures.