Funny Stories
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
it takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3 kg. The length of the penis is three times the length of the thumb. The femur is as hard as concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than a man's. Women blink twice as much as men. We use 300 muscles just to keep our balance when we stand.... The woman has read this entire text. The man is still looking at his thumb lol
Definition of globalisation? Princess Diana's death: an English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a french tunnel in a German car with a Dutch engine driven by a Belgian drunk on Scotch Whisky, followed by Italian paparazzi on Japanese motorcycles, treated by American doctors using Brazilian medicine. This... message was created by an Indian on a Chinese phone stolen from an Aussie by a Maori!
