IRL Troll: How to Creep People Out

  1. Have your children walk home from school (with backpacks)
  2. Wait until they come near two elderly women on the sidewalk
  3. Drive up in your car
  4. Swing open the passenger door
  5. Ask your own children, "Hey, kids, want some candy?"
  6. Watch the horrified looks on the women's faces as your kids climb in and you drive off.