Quotes And Other Stuff On Pictures
the only way to accept an insult is to ignore it. if you cant ignore it top it. If you cant top it laugh at it. if you cant laugh at it you probably deserved it |
Why does facebook even give me the option to like my own status. Of course i like my status, im fucking hillarious and sexy
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Don't ever look back, or the zombies will get you |
Please think it over before you decide to ring this bell for assistance. It just might be the last ring you ever make |
if you are looking for a reason to stop smoking, this is a sign. |
modern art formula |
rloveution |
I can't erase you, thats cause it's in pen |
there are 6 billion people in the world. one of them is sean connery |
my weakness is bullets |
I almost had you, but you didnt even know it. I should have used a master ball |
the only thing standing between you and me is a dickload of trees |
it's a lot easier to be lost when you can't find your glasses and everything is blurry |
reality scares me, also the inevitable robot uprising |
I'd be lying if I told you losing you was something i could handle. He doesn't understand he's a dog |
Don't be a pussy, put some gloves on |
I'd like to remind you, you said you'd be here for me. Do you still remember? No, who the fuck are you? |
there;s nothing wrong with me that chocolate won't fix. not even my type two diabetes |
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