so um.. i typed my password to login my account and hit enter and it lead me to a blank screen with only desktop, mouse cursor and that Ubuntu 14.04 LTS logo on the bottom left.

what fixed it.

1. Installed gnome-session-fallback (sudo apt-get install gnome-session-fallback). Tried logging in through it (by clicking the little ubuntu logo next to my username on the login screen and choosing gnome) and it worked fine. [although i think this is a complete unnecessary step if you know how to create a new user account through terminal]
   
2. creating a new user account (system settings > user accounts > (click that unlock button on top) > (then the + sign to add a new account) > (set a password to that account since if you forget this step you cant access the account you just created)
   
3. Try logging into the new account just created. if it works fine then the issue was probably something is corrupted in your normal account. for some magical reason, logging out and logging into my normal account worked after this.

As BitTorrent and uTorrent becoming adware are the people switch to a different client, this is how to remove those annoying ads on it.

Step 1 - Goto Options > Preferences > Advanced

Step 2 - Turn all these settings to false:

• offers.left_rail_offer_enabled or left_rail_offer
• gui.show_plus_upsell
• offers.sponsored_torrent_offer_enabled or sponsored_torrent_offer_enabled
• bt.enable_pulse
• gui.show_notorrents_node
• offers.content_offer_autoexec

Step 3 - Then restart it.

This is how it will look afterwards
thanks bnlgoi

Useless video? sorry. Thought its always good to remind

Men socialize by insulting each other, but they dont really mean it. Women socialize by complimenting each other, and they dont really mean it either

1. Have your children walk home from school (with backpacks)
2. Wait until they come near two elderly women on the sidewalk
3. Drive up in your car
4. Swing open the passenger door
5. Ask your own children, "Hey, kids, want some candy?"
6. Watch the horrified looks on the women's faces as your kids climb in and you drive off.

1. Go here. Pick a "via". (http://funnyfacebook.org/) *update: fbstatusvia.com also works
2. Then select the "device" you like to post from.
3. Then this will come up. Type whatever you want to post.
4. Done!
   microwave, gameboy color, toilet, oven

● Most 'First Class' students get technical seats, some become doctors and some engineers.

● Those who get a 'Second Class', pass the MBA, become administrators and control the 'First Class'.

● The 'Third Class' passes, enter politics and become ministers and control both above.

● Last, but not the least, The ‘Failures’ join the underworld or business and control all the above.

Readon TV Movie Radio Player 7.3.0.0
Readon TV Movie Radio Player is a revolutionary new software that allows you to watch thousands of TV channels and latest movies directly on your computer. You can also record your favorite radio and MTV songs to MP3 audio files. 
License model ; Free 
Limitations : Not available 
Operating systems : Windows Vista, Windows 2000, Windows XP, Windows 7 
Additional requirements : Microsoft .NET Framework 2.0, Windows Media Player 10 


Here are some key features of "Readon TV Movie Radio Player": 
1. Thousands of TV and radio channels from all around the world. 
2. Watch latest movies (even those showing in the cinema now). 3. Live sports (NBA, european soccer). 
4. A large variety of genres including movies, comedy, news, general TV, kids, music, pop, jazz, classic etc. 
5. Record online music to MP3 audio files. 
6. Record TV into asf fomat video files. 
7. Adult videos search engine plugin(Thousands of videoss). 
8. Flash games search engine plugin(Thousands of games). 
9. Music on demand search engine plugin (Millions of MP3) 
10. Movie search engine plugin. 
11. User password protected to disable viewing of adult content. 
12. Includes all SopCast and ShoutCast Channels. 
13. Google Youtube 
14. Free to use. 
15. Auto updatable channel lists.

Newton 's Method
Let, the lion catch you. 
For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. 
Implies you caught lion. 

Einstein Method
Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion. 
Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also run faster and will get tired soon. 
Now you can trap it easily. 


Software Engineer Method
Catch a cat and claim that your testing has proven that its a Lion. 
If anyone comes back with issues tell that you will upgrade it to Lion. 


Chuck Norris Method
Keep warning the lion that u may come and attack anytime. 
The lion will live in fear and die soon in fear itself. 


George bush method
Link the lion with Osama bin laden and shoot him!!


Karan Johar Method (Bollywood film director)
Send a lioness into the forest. 
Our lion and lioness fall in love with each other. 
Send another lioness in to the forest, followed by another lion. 
First lion loves the first lioness and the second lion loves the 2nd lioness. 
But 2nd lioness loves both lions. 
Now send another lioness (third) into the forest. 
You don't understand right... ok....read it after 15 yrs, then also u wont!

Women Friends chatting in office.
Woman 1: I had a fine evening, how was yours?

Woman 2: it was a disaster. My husband came home, ate his dinner in three minutes and fell asleep in two minutes. How was yours?

Woman 1: Oh it was amazing! My husband came home and took me out to a romantic dinner. After dinner we walked for an hour. When we came home he lit the candles around the house and afterwards talked for an hour. It was like a fairytale!

At the same time, their husbands are talking at work.
Husband 1: How was your evening?

Husband 2: Great. I came home, dinner was on the table, I ate and fell asleep. It was great! What about you?

Husband 1: It was horrible. I came home, there's no dinner because they cut the electricity because I hadn't paid the bill; so I had to take my wife out to dinner which was so expensive that I didn't have money left for a cab. We had to walk home which took an hour; and when we got home remember there was no electricity so I had to light candles all over the house! After all, I was so aggravated that I couldn't fall asleep and my wife was jabbering away for another hour!

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This whole process will take about 5 minutes. And you have to do this once. after complete this, downloading is a piece of cake.

Step 1 - First you have download this little software and install. All your torrent downloads will be through this.

Goto this link and download utorrent. (yes there are other softwares such as bittorrent etc. but this is better)

Step 2 - Install the downloaded software. (utorrent. Yes the one with green icon)

Step 3 - Goto a torrent site. (such as thepiratebay, btjunkie, isohunt)

Step 4 - Search anything you want to download and click a search result.

Step 5 - Click the button named "Download this torrent".

And save or open the file. (You will notice that this file is opened through the software you installed in step 2)

Your downloads will be saved in the folder named "downloads" in My Documents or the C drive. You can change this path from the "Preferences" menu in utorrent.

Always choose files with the highest "seeds" when choosing a file on a torrent site. Then it will download faster.

Always read the comments or check the votes or anyother feedback. Then you wont be downloading crappy files.

- When you sleep, your brain charges, your cells repair themselves, your body releases important hormones.

- You need different amounts of sleep depending on your age.

- Men have dreams about other men 70% of the time. But women dream about women and men equally.

Related post: What your sleep position may tell about your personality

Men's brain and women's brain

Fake video, animated gifs using ManyCam

This is how to put animated gifs, jpeg pictures, or videos on your hard drive as the web cam on using many cam. Follow the steps shown in the above picture. (yes I know it says "still images", but you can put animated gifs). If you want to put a video, simply click "movies" and then show the path.

Download ManyCam, it's FREE!

You might also want to know How To Remove ManyCam Logo When Trolling. Click here for that.

What is ManyCam?

• Use your webcam with multiple programs simultaneously.
• Add text to your webcam video window with any application.
• Add cool animations to your video window.
• Show your local day and date in your video window.
• Add live CGI graphics like fire and water effects. You can even make it appear as if it is snowing inside your house!