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Mitt Romney or Mr Burns? Wo said it?
"It's
time for another old-fashioned tax revolt." "I've always been a
rodent and rabbit hunter. Small varmints, if you will." A, "So, what
shall we do tomorrow? Go grousing?" el, "I'm not concerned about the
very poor." a "Why do I need another penny? I have billions:
"Corporations are people, my friend!" ca "I like being able to
fire people who provide services to me." a "I'm really enjoying this
so-called 'iced cream." la "I tasted a beer and tried a cigarette
once, as a wayward teenager, and never did it again." al "I grew up
drinking Vernors and watching ballgames at Michigan & Trumbull." 512,„
"A blue-collar bar! Let's go slumming!" g&, "I have some
great friends that are NASCAR team owners." at, "I'm running for
office, for Pete's sake — I can't have illegals!" 5141, "This
anonymous clan of slack-jawed troglodytes has cost me the election."
Things to tell our grandchildren
"We were the last non- wireless and non-cordless generation."
"Back in my days there were only 150 Pokemon."
"I lived the Playstation and Xbox first generation."
"I lived the rise and fall of the compact disk."
"At your age the only thing I was scared of was to step on a Lego."
"I was born in another millennium."
RIP Gaddafi: oh look all the funny things he said!
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Libyans do not know Denmark, they do not hate Denmark. They know Italy and they hate Italy.
I cannot recognise either the Palestinian state or the Israeli state. The Palestinians are idiots and the Israelis are idiots.
Nations whose nationalism is destroyed are subject to ruin.
There must be a world revolution which puts an end to all materialistic conditions hindering woman from performing her natural role in life and driving her to carry out man's duties in order to be equal in rights.
The invasion of Iraq was not justified because Saddam had already abandoned weapons of mass destruction.
Democracy means permanent rule
No representation of the people-representation is a falsehood. The mere existence of parliaments underlies the absence of the people, for democracy can only exist with the presence of the people and not in the presence of representatives of the people.
A woman has a right to run for election whether she is male or female
Women, like men, are human beings. Women are different from men in form because they are females, just as all females in the kingdom of plants and animals differ from the male of their species
I will stay in Libya till I die or death comes to me
Stop taking drugs. They’re not good for you, for your heart. Don’t destroy the country… Shame on you, you gangsters. Surrender, give up all weapons, or they’ll have massacres, drugged kids with machine guns… tonight and tomorrow, youth, all of you, not those who are rats on drugs–form committees for security.
Were it not for electricity, we would have to watch our televisions in the dark.
I’m not such a dictator that I’ll shut down Facebook. I’ll just imprison anyone who dares log in to it.
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Quotes for inspiration : Part 6
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| Sometimes the people who act the happiest are the ones who are going through the most |
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| Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it |
Quotes and stuff: part 4
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| The greatest danger for mos of is not that our aim is too high and we miss it but that it is too low and drown in the motherfucking sea |
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| those who try to do something and fail are infinitely better than those who try to do nothing and succeed, except skydivers |
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Quotes On Pictures Corrected: Part 3
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| P.S. never give up. Thank you candy wrapper, my perspective on life is now changed forever |
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| Sperm is a perfume you cannot pour on others without getting a few drops on yourself |
Words On Pictures: Part 2
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| I failed some subjects in exam but my friend pass in all. Now he is an engineer in Microsoft and i am the owner of Microsoft |
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| I'm not totally useless. I can be used as a bad example |
Quotes And Other Stuff On Pictures
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| the only way to accept an insult is to ignore it. if you cant ignore it top it. If you cant top it laugh at it. if you cant laugh at it you probably deserved it |
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| Why does facebook even give me the option to like my own status. Of course i like my status, im fucking hillarious and sexy |
