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Convert excel worksheets to interactive web pages

This tutorial shows how to convert excel worksheets with formulas to interactive web pages. Well, for this, you will have to use this program named Spread Sheet Converter. Good news is that I can covert them by uploading to the files to their site
Link - http://www.spreadsheetconverter.com/

or can download it for later use as well - Download link

The program also claims to provide these services
  • create web forms
  • build iPhone/Android calculators
  • create advanced web calculators
  • use live charts in websites
  • collect survey responses in a database without programming


Ubuntu not loading desktop after logging in?

so um.. i typed my password to login my account and hit enter and it lead me to a blank screen with only desktop, mouse cursor and that Ubuntu 14.04 LTS logo on the bottom left.

what fixed it.

  1. Installed gnome-session-fallback (sudo apt-get install gnome-session-fallback). Tried logging in through it (by clicking the little ubuntu logo next to my username on the login screen and choosing gnome) and it worked fine. [although i think this is a complete unnecessary step if you know how to create a new user account through terminal]
  2. creating a new user account (system settings > user accounts > (click that unlock button on top) > (then the + sign to add a new account) > (set a password to that account since if you forget this step you cant access the account you just created)
  3. Try logging into the new account just created. if it works fine then the issue was probably something is corrupted in your normal account. for some magical reason, logging out and logging into my normal account worked after this.

How to remove ads in the latest version of uTorrent (3.3)

As BitTorrent and uTorrent becoming adware are the people switch to a different client, this is how to remove those annoying ads on it.

Step 1 - Goto Options > Preferences > Advanced

Step 2 - Turn all these settings to false:
  • offers.left_rail_offer_enabled or left_rail_offer
  • gui.show_plus_upsell
  • offers.sponsored_torrent_offer_enabled or sponsored_torrent_offer_enabled
  • bt.enable_pulse
  • gui.show_notorrents_node
  • offers.content_offer_autoexec

Step 3 - Then restart it.

This is how it will look afterwards
thanks bnlgoi

How to make your own font

1. Goto MyScriptFont.com
2. Download the Template , print it and fill it out.
3. After filling out, scan the completed template and upload the image file.
4. ?????
5. Download the kickass font you just created and start using.

How to access blocked sites without using a proxy (using google translate)

This video shows how to access blocked sites without using a proxy (because u know.. proxies are slow and filled with annoying ads). With this trick you will be using google translate and it works the same as a proxy. and yes u can use this this method to access thepiratebay too.

Weed equation (The cannabis curve)

The cannabis curve, weed, stonerweed leaf, marijuanna, equation, graph, how to

Asking "How Much For a Blowjob?" from a deaf


lolwut asking how much for a blow job in sign language? thats like sexual assault towards the handicapped :/

for more funny dirty signs, go here youtube.com/user/thfemale

How To Use An Elevator!


Learn how to use an elevator, courtesy of The Midnight Show.

Hess Retzigler's Suicide Assistance Kit


If the DVDs don't kill you, she will.

How to Shut Up Politicians In The UK



How to Shut Up Politicians In The UK

"How would the panel react if I said that the first person to speak is an asshole!" 

Email notification troll


1. Enable Email notifications
2. Setup Email forward in Gmail and Enter victim's Facebook email (fbusername@facebook.com)
3. ?????
4. Profit

IRL Troll: How to Creep People Out

  1. Have your children walk home from school (with backpacks)
  2. Wait until they come near two elderly women on the sidewalk
  3. Drive up in your car
  4. Swing open the passenger door
  5. Ask your own children, "Hey, kids, want some candy?"
  6. Watch the horrified looks on the women's faces as your kids climb in and you drive off.

Don't Have To Type Both Words Of Captcha Code

So you want to mess with recaptcha? The fault of reCAPTCHA lies in the fact that it is used to digitize non-digital texts, as well as stop spam.
What this means is that in every captcha, there will be two words: one that the computer knows is right and will check your text against and one that it hopes to use to digitize text. In other words, reCAPTCHA only needs one word of your captcha to be correct for your captcha to be accepted.
You will be given two words one real one fake. The fake word is unknown to the computer and can be replaced by anything. Lets just type “cat” (typing anything works but "cat" is fun. lol)
Notice how the required word is displayed, i.e. double layered (the same trick is used by Facebook)
The following tips will help you easily identify which word to type.

Click here to see more »

How to Get Old Facebook Chat Back (Remove sidebar)

How to Get Old Facebook Chat Back (Remove sidebar) for Google Chrome users only
How to get old Facebook layout back
Click this! and get "Facebook Chat Sidebar Disabler" and click "Install"
Google Chrome extension to remove new chat sidebar
  • With this extension you can disable the newly introduced Chat Sidebar and return to the old good normal Facebook Chat.
  • After installation press F5 into all Facebook tabs/windows, or restart Chrome.
  • To toggle between old-style chat and new-style chat, use the Options menu in the buddy list.
  • To get video chat, just open a normal chat tab and then click the video icon in the title bar of the conversation.
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How To Post Things on Facebook "via microwave" or any other funny device

  1. Go here. Pick a "via". (http://funnyfacebook.org/) *update: fbstatusvia.com also works
  2. Then select the "device" you like to post from.
  3. Then this will come up. Type whatever you want to post.
  4. Done!
    microwave, gameboy color, toilet, oven

How To Get Tumblr Premium Themes For Free: Hack

Here’s another hole in Tumblr and I hope they can figure out how to solve this permanently (just kidding). Until that time will come let’s feast on free Premium Tumblr themes.

This is a small hack on how to get the codes of Premium Tumblr themes.

Click here to see more »

Play Google Guitar here!








Control keys:
You can play the guitar here and u can even record them. Press the red Button to start recording. and after  you are finished press the button again. then a link will appear which will take you to the recorded audio file.

How to find out the IP Address of somebody sending you Anonymous messages


So, someone has been getting on your nerves leaving you messages Anonymously?
Well, fear not. Using this method, you can view their IP Address. This can help you figure out who they are! This works for anyone sending you messages, Anonymous or not.
Simply highlight the block link on the message like so:

Then, right click and select “View Selection Source” (or “Inspect Element” in Google Chrome/Chromium):


Then a new window with the source code of your messages page will pop up:


The highlighted (and circled) numbers are the sender’s IP address!

Congratulations! You can now find out the IP Address of anyone who sends you questions, Anonymous or not. Again, this can be very useful if you need to figure out who somebody is.
EDIT: For anyone wondering what to do with an IP address, just punch in the number here:
http://whatismyipaddress.com/ip-lookup



It’ll tell you were the person lives.

Facebook troll: Fake bible quotes


Useful tips for daily life

Hiccup Relief- Take your deepest breath and hold for 10 seconds. And then, without exhaling, breathe in more air and hold for another 5 seconds. Then, one more time, breathe in as much air as you can, hold for 5 seconds, and breath out—hopefully without any more hiccups.

Heart-Calming Breeze- If you’re feeling anxious and can feel your heart racing, call your thumb into action. By blowing on your thumb, you can get your heart rate back to normal.

Throat Tickle Cure- To relieve that constant feeling in the back of your throat, tickle something else…your ear. Touching the area around your ear creates a reflex in the throat that eases the annoyance.

Stuffed Nose Cleared- Your body has a natural mechanism to unclog your nose. Just push your tongue against the roof of your mouth, then press between your eyebrows with a finger. Keep it up for about 20 seconds and your sinuses will start to drain.


To Take gum out of hair- Use peanut butter. Can also use olive oil, coconut oil,cooking or baby oil. The other thing that works is using an ice cube to freeze the gum put a conditioner for hair on the strand of hair after its frozen then slide the gum off.'

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