tl;dw: the funniest parts are, this (03:33) and this (06:45)

But hey! thats not all. I mean LOOK! here's the penis and well you know, sometimes, it doesnt uh you know. and plus, guess what happened during lunch!

p.s. the videos linked about does not mention answers to questions like "Mommy, why is Timmy looking at my chest?"

1.) Leviticus 25:44 states that I may posses slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claimed that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?

2.) I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?

3.) I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of Menstrual uncleanliness - Leviticus 15:19-24. The problem is how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.

4.) When I burn a bull on the altar as sacrifice, I know it created a pleasing odor for the Lord - Leviticus 1:9. The problem is my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?

5.) (Last Question) My uncle has a farm. He violates Leviticus 19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (Cotton/Polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? Leviticus 24:10-16. Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair, like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Leviticus 20:14)

I know you have studied these things extensively and thus enjoy considerable expertise in such matters, so I'm confident you can help. Thank you for your time and thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging!

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if you have 4 pencils and 1 have 7 apples how many pancakes will fit on the roof? purple because aliens dont wear hats

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1. We can cry and not get made fun of.
2. We can be emotional and blame it on that time of the month.
3. If we don't know anything about cars, it's okay.
4. We get to decorate our homes and can almost entirely ignore our other-half's input.
5. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
6. Free drinks. Free dinners. Free movies (you get the point).
7. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
8. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.
9. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
10. We have an excuse to be a total bitch at least once a month.
11. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.
12. We'll never regret piercing our ears.
13. We have way more hair options.
14. We can carry everything we need in a purse, if we want to.
15. There is no need for us to act ridiculous to "prove" that we're real women.
16. No matter what we drive, we look good in it.
17. We can close our eyes and flinch at a bloody war movie and no one will care.
18. We can act a little childish and it seems cute.
19. If we have a flat tire we can get help without having to worry about seeming "unmanly."
20. We can cry and get off speeding fines.
21. Taxis stop for us.

1 Corinthians 11:14 (King James Version) -Doth not even nature itself teach you, that, if a man have long hair, it is a shame unto him?