Facebook traces every site you visit that has a like button on it EVEN IF YOU DON'T CLICK IT.

and EVEN IF YOU'RE NOT REGISTERED, Facebook will place a cookie (what is a cookie?) on your hard disk.(not only Facebook, almost all sites do but those sites do that only to remember your preferences in their site) These cookies on your hard disk stores every single site you visit with this damn button, if you visited the site just ONCE.

They have a full profile of your surfing behavior (you know that even porn sites have this button)

There's a simple solution for this:Install "Facebook Disconnect" add-on for your browser. This stops Facebook from tracking the webpages you go to.
Very easy! just goto this site (http://disconnect.me/) and click "install disconnect")


You'll get the warning that it accesses your data on every website. Thats because it has to inject Java into the site to prevent the "like Button" from working. The code of the addon is open source. It does not touch your privacy - you can learn more in the FAQ of the addon.


Bad news! This not only blocks facebook cookies, but also Google buttons and reCaptcha (that human verification thingy). So its kinda annoying (i mean very annoying). So the only practical solution is to use a different browser to access facebook (very very annoying i know). well thats the price you have to pay for stop being tracked. I feel like im running away from a murder already :/

Facebook is like fridges, u know there's nothing inside but you check it out every five minutes

Social Media 2011 - updated version
An animated video about the rapid growth of social media and it's impact on the world.

Your life is just fine so shut the fuck up

How to Get Old Facebook Chat Back (Remove sidebar) for Google Chrome users only

How to get old Facebook layout back

Click this! and get "Facebook Chat Sidebar Disabler" and click "Install"

Google Chrome extension to remove new chat sidebar

• With this extension you can disable the newly introduced Chat Sidebar and return to the old good normal Facebook Chat.
• After installation press F5 into all Facebook tabs/windows, or restart Chrome.
• To toggle between old-style chat and new-style chat, use the Options menu in the buddy list.
• To get video chat, just open a normal chat tab and then click the video icon in the title bar of the conversation.

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• How Facebook Looked in The Beginning

1. Go here. Pick a "via". (http://funnyfacebook.org/) *update: fbstatusvia.com also works
2. Then select the "device" you like to post from.
3. Then this will come up. Type whatever you want to post.
4. Done!
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Find her in your friend list
Send a message revealing your feelings (i want to touch your soft pocket. I lve you and i wish to touch your bits with my bits)
Await response
If good response, good
If bad response, send to 3 - 6 other girls on your  list.
wait 30 minutes to 1 houur and make a status update informing your friends of hax (apologise to my friends who received creepy messages. I'll remember not to leave my facebook logged in at net cafe next time.

Inbox Me A Number From 1-500 &Ill Tell You Something About You In My Status Without Anyone Knowing Who You Are

tequila: single
rum: touch and go
champagne: engaged
redbull: in a relationship
beer: married
vodka: the "other" woman
sprite: can`t find the right man
whisky: single but won`t with friends that won`t stip partying
liquor: wishing I was single
gin: wanting to get married

If your in love - paris.
If your single - new york.
If yourr in a relationship - london.
If your unhappy & in love - Berlin.
If your in love with a person& you are scared to tell them - italy

A Passionate Kiss - January 
Melted Chocolate - February 
Watching XXX with `ur` guy - March
A Kiss on the Neck - April 
A Tight Hug - May 
A slight Whisper in the ear - June 
Seeing a hot guy shirtless - July 
The guy playing with your Hair - August 
A close dance, holding you by your waist - September 
The guy giving you a Body massage - October 
Watching a Romantic Movie with him - November 
Admiring a guy wearing a Good fragrance - December 

This is because of the message forwarded on facebook.Girls came up with a new idea again.The message goes like this. This is meant for “GIRLS” only.

Blueberry - I'm single
Strawberry- Deeply in love
Lichee- Having a strong crush
Cherry-Adore someone’s looks n personality
Chickoo- Hate your ex
Mango- Happy being single
Apple- Just suffered from a breakup
Pineapple- Hate love