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MY BODY IS READYY!


tl;dw: the funniest parts are, this (03:33) and this (06:45)

But hey! thats not all. I mean LOOK! here's the penis and well you know, sometimes, it doesnt uh you know. and plus, guess what happened during lunch!

p.s. the videos linked about does not mention answers to questions like "Mommy, why is Timmy looking at my chest?"

Classic 1950s film about puberty and "growing up." Molly Grows Up (1953) homosexuals

Sexy lady Bethanie Badertscher is teasing

i know, you may not like this and this is not the kind of stuff i usually post here but this is kinda sexy so yeah

Asking "How Much For a Blowjob?" from a deaf


lolwut asking how much for a blow job in sign language? thats like sexual assault towards the handicapped :/

for more funny dirty signs, go here youtube.com/user/thfemale

Heterosexual-Homosexual Rating Scale (Kinsey scale)

The Kinsey scale, also called the Heterosexual-Homosexual Rating Scale, attempts to describe a person's sexual history or episodes of his or her sexual activity at a given time. It uses a scale from 0, meaning exclusively heterosexual, to 6, meaning exclusively homosexual. In both the Male and Female volumes of the Kinsey Reports, an additional grade, listed as "X", was used for asexuality.
Kinsey scale (Heterosexual-Homosexual Rating Scale)
Kinsey reports
  • Men: 11.6% of white males aged 20–35 were given a rating of 3 for this period of their lives. The study also reported that 10% of American males surveyed were "more or less exclusively homosexual for at least three years between the ages of 16 and 55" (in the 5 to 6 range).
  • Women: 7% of single females aged 20–35 and 4% of previously married females aged 20–35 were given a rating of 3 for this period of their lives. 2 to 6% of females, aged 20–35, were given a rating of 5 and 1 to 3% of unmarried females aged 20–35 were rated as 6.

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Fun Facts!

  1. During an hour of swimming in a pool, you will ingest 1/12 liters of urine.
  2. In an average day, your hand comes into indirect contact with 15 penises by touching door knobs.
  3. Annually, you swallow 12 pubic hairs from fast foods.
  4. Annually, you swallow 5 insects while sleeping.
  5. Annually, you shake hands with 3 men who have masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
This is not a fun fact at all

Spam and Culture

What does it say about the American and Japanese cultures that the spam I get from English-speaking sources* is overwhelmingly about phallus enlargement, while in the Japanese language case it's almost always either about hooking up with other men's wives or finding sex-starved schoolgirls? Does it mean American men are obsessed with the size of their organs while Japanese men want what they aren't supposed to have? I have the feeling that there are weighty socio-cultural issues to be explored here ...

*Like it or not, 99.9% of English-language spammers are ultimately American.

from foreigndispatches. and i couldnt agree more

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Sextrology: Sex According to Your Astrology Sign

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Aries (March 21 -April 19)
The God of War doesn’t think before actions, they have sex, then think about it later. Aries is often excited by the chase rather than the catch. They are very dominant, however do not want a submissive partner. Aries needs a spontaneous partner, in life and the bedroom. If there is a routine in the bedroom Aries will look elsewhere.
  • Aries Man in Bed: The Aries man is very dominant, loud and hot! He is an excellent lover, but if you expect dinner by candlelight, look elsewhere. Aries likes his sex fast and hot, so be prepared to hear grunts and moans. He’s not a cheater, but if bored he will drop you in an instant.
  • Aries Woman in Bed: The Aries woman doesn’t look at sex as romantic, she thinks of it as a physical act. That’s it. She will treat men like a piece of meat, then think about it the next day. She is a bit kinky, so expect dirty talk, and don’t be shocked if she wants to spank you. She wants to be wanted at all times. If you do not give her enough attention, she will seek it elsewhere.
  • Best Position: Aries is “the man” of the zodiac. So expect them to be in control at all times. Whatever they say, goes.
  • Aries Hot Spots: Fondling, tickling, nibbling the neck and above get’s them hot. Do as you please, as long as attention is given.
  • Aries Compatibility: Aries is compatible with Leo, Sagittarius, Gemini and Aquarius.
Taurus (April 20 -May 20)
Taureans are ruled by Venus which is beneficial when it comes to love and sex. They are sensual, loyal and faithful. When they make love (not have sex), it’s the most physical and natural pleasure in the world to them. Taurus believes in using romance to get sex. You can expect dinner, flowers and even candles. They do not like to rush things, in life and sex.
  • Taurus Man in Bed: He is similar to a caveman, so expect to to three things. Cook, stay home and have sex. He is gentle and will take things slow. He can go for hours, while waiting for his partner to finish.
  • Taurus Woman in Bed: She is gentle and her touch is tender, she gives great back massages. When in the mood, she can go for hours as well, and likes pleasing her partner.
  • Best Position: Missionary – it’s comfortable and romantic, they can look into your eyes and feel more intimate.
  • Taurus Hot Spots: Taurus’ hot spot is the throat and neck, so kiss nibble and suck.
  • Taurus Compatibility: Taurus is compatible With Virgo, Capricorn, Cancer and Pisces
Gemini (May 21 -June 20)
Gemini has split personalities, or so it seems. They like to entertain and be the center of attention. They love telling stories and are never boring. They need a partner that can keep up with them. They like a lot of variety, spontaneity. Do it in a place that you may get caught.
  • Gemini Man in Bed: Known as “the twins” he has a different side to him every time. One minute he will be saying sweet nothings in your ear, the next he will be ripping your clothes off and telling you to bend over.
  • Gemini Woman in Bed: Gemini women are not the type to enter into a long term relationship to quick. They needs spontaneity, or she’ll be gone. If the scene doesn’t change, she will change the people around her. Gemini women enjoy talking about sex, as much as doing it. Prepare for something different every time.
  • Best Position: 69 – They like to give and receive pleasure at the same time.
  • Gemini Hot Spots: Gemini rules the shoulders, arms and legs. If you want to get them hot, start with a massage and focus on these spots, their hands are very sensitive, so lick, nibble and suck. Soon, you will be lying on the table when they attack you.
  • Gemini Compatibility: Gemini is compatible With Libra, Aquarius, Aries and Leo.
Cancer (June 21 -July 22)
Love and sex go together for the ever so careful Cancer. Cancer needs to feel secure in love first, then the can relax for sex. Cancer are turned on by security.
Cancer Man in Bed: Cancer men are sensitive and put his partner’s needs before his. His caring nature attracts partners. He will do anything it takes to keep his partner happy.
  • Cancer Woman in Bed: She is sexy and likes to stay home. She is turned on by a family man. Giver her compliments and kiss her all over. She needs to feel secure before she can let loose.
  • Best Position: This is not the sign you want to pull whips and chains out with. Cancer needs security, so go slow and do what you like with them while they are lying on their back.
  • Cancer Hot Spots: Cancer rules the breasts and pecs. If you concentrate on these areas, you will drive your cancer wild. Kiss and brush up against them. You can be more aggressive for the Cancer man, he will love it.
  • Cancer Compatibility: Compatible With: Pisces, Taurus and Virgo.
Leo (July 23 -August 22)
Please be prepared for a rocky road with Leo. They can be selfish, even in the bedroom. However, Leo is interested in more than just sex. They want love and Leo does actually want more from a partner than just sex though. Leo wants love and friendship too. Leo can be very romantic, however when in bed, they want a show.
  • Leo Man in Bed : Leo is a good lover because he doesn’t like to fail. He is very sexy and has a lot of admirers. If you keep him happy, he will not stray.
  • Leo Woman in Bed: Her partner adores her because she is sexy without even trying. Leo women like to play with men, and like them to obey every word.
  • Best Position: Anything oral, Leo likes to be serviced with a smile.
  • Leo Hot Spots: Leo rules the back. Therefore, a sensual massage will get them going. Make sure you keep physical contact at all times, and don’t be afraid to kiss and nibble their back.
  • Leo Compatibility: Compatible With: Aries, Gemini and Libra.
Virgo (August 23 -September 22)
Virgos have dual personalities, the Virgin and the Vixen. They will make you think they are sweet and innocent, then they will seduce you. Virgos prefer a long term partner, rather than a one night stand. Once committed, Virgos prefer cuddling over sex.
Virgo Man in Bed: The Virgo man has an idea of the perfect partner. He tends to criticize, however you shouldn’t take offense, he is just trying to be a perfectionist. Virgos tend to have some kinky ideas, however they need to feel comfortable.
  • Virgo Woman in Bed: Virgo women are hard working and careful about their appearance. While maintaining their cleanliness appearance, they daydream of getting dirty. Virgo women crave the perfect lover, however they know that doesn’t exist, so they settle for the closest possible. They love strong passion.
  • Best Position: Any position that involves eye contact, they like to seduce with their eyes.
  • Virgo Hot Spots: Virgo’s rule the stomach, which means if you caress, lick, kiss and tease their stomach, that will get them hot.
  • Virgo Compatibility: Virgo is compatible with Taurus, Capricorn and Cancer.
Libra (September 23 -October 22)
Libra balances between being sexy and a great lover, which makes them number one to satisfy your needs. The pitfall: If they don’t get what they want from you, they may move on, before it’s even over.
  • Libra Man in Bed: Libra men like sex to be an adventure. Don’t be surprised if he suggests the restaurant bathroom or giving him head under the table. He likes the feeling that he may get caught. Men of this zodiac prefer their lover to take the lead. He is very romantic and will try out any fantasy you may have.
  • Libra Woman in Bed: Libra women in bed are the same as the men, except for the anatomy. They want a lover that is going to take charge and fulfill their fantasies.
  • Best Position: The lover of the zodiac will do whatever it takes to make you moan and scream. Expect long nights and days in bed.
  • Libra Hot Spots: Libra rules the lower back and butt. So pat, squeeze and slap as you please.
  • Libra Compatibility: Compatible With: Gemini, Aquarius, Leo and Sagittarius.
Scorpio (October 23 -November 21)
Beware: Scorpios are very possessive. They feel threatened if you even look at another person across the room. On the other hand, they are loyal, reliable and always there when you need them. Scorpio’s are also protective. They feel that knowledge is power. They also enjoy sex and dirty fantasies.
  • Scorpio Man in Bed: Scorpio men always satisfy their partners. They are great lovers and aim to please.
  • Scorpio Woman in Bed: Scorpio women look quiet and innocent, however they are the wildest of the zodiac. They don’t like to play games and usually get what they want. Beware: Scorpio women can hold a grudge for a long time and may even seek revenge.
  • Best Position: They love sex the most – so they are up for anything.
  • Scorpio Hot Spots: Scorpio’s hot spot is between their legs. Knowledge also turns them on. Talking dirty will really get them going. Prepare for a wild and satisfying ride.
  • Scorpio Compatibility: Compatible With: Pisces, Virgo and Capricorn
Sagittarius (November 22 -December 21)
Sago’s are very playful and laid back. They also like to embellish their stories. They are spontaneous and adventurous in the bedroom. When they find “the one” they are dedicated full time as long as the other is devoted as much.
  • Sagittarius Man in Bed: He loves to pursue, however he can be quite selfish in the bedroom. When in a relationship, if sex is withheld, he will look for it somewhere else.
  • Sagittarius woman in bed: Sago women change their mind often and can be hard to keep up with. Sago women are very adventurous in the bedroom and is very open minded. They will hide their emotions, so it is hard to read them.
  • Best Position: They will do anything, and like it more than once.
  • Sagittarius Hot Spots: Sago’s rule the hips and thighs. So grip and grab them gently. Try stroking and massaging.
  • Sagittarius Compatibility: Compatible With: Leo, Aries, Aquarius and Libra
Capricorn (December 22 -January 19)
Capricorns like to hide their emotions, so you can never tell if they are in love. Capricorns are driven by money and manage it well.
  • Capricorn Man in Bed: After working all day long, Capricorn men want to get it done and over with. Don’t expect a lot of spontaneity. They usually keep their fantasies in their head.
  • Capricorn Woman in Bed: Control freaks and usually enjoy experimenting, expect random desires and requests.
  • Best Position: Spooning
  • Capricorn Hot Spots: Capricorns rule the knees. Pay attention to this area and they should loosen up and provide you with all of their attention.
  • Capricorn Compatibility: Compatible With: Virgo, Taurus and Pisces.
Aquarius (January 20 -February 18)
Aquarius is the master of sexual twists and turns. Sex is more of an intellectual experience, rather than physical. Aquarius also fears commitment, so don’t rush the “L” word when with this sign. They are very entertaining and inventive in bed. Expect to learn new things. Most Aquarian’s are very impatient, so they like sex to be fast and very satisfying.
  • Aquarius Man in Bed: He likes to experiment, so expect watching porn, role playing, doing it in public places and S&M. Aquarius men can keep at it as long as it takes for their partner to finish.
  • Aquarius Woman in Bed: Aquarius women need lover who are upfront and honest. She doesn’t have time for games, so as soon as you begin, she will disappear. She tries not to show her emotions, so she may seem cold and distant at times.
  • Best Position: Mutual masturbation
  • Aquarius Hot Spots: Aquarius loves their legs and calves being fondled. Do not go below the ankles!
  • Aquarius Compatibility: Compatible With: Libra, Gemini and Aries.
Pisces (February 19 -March 20)
Pisces prefer to put all their efforts toward pleasing their partners. When doing any intimate deed they consider it an act of romance. They are in love with romance, however can become jealous easily.
  • Pisces Man in Bed: Pisces men are very romantic and excellent lovers. He is into romance and prefers to make love than have sex.
  • Pisces Woman in Bed: Pisces women need romance, they need cuddling and whispers of affection. She wants to be adored and needed. If she get’s what she wants, she will make sure all your needs are taken care of.
  • Best Position: Anything that involves their partner’s pleasure.
  • Pisces Hot Spots: Pisces hot spot is their feet. Start off with a foot bath, massage and tease.
  • Pisces Compatibility: Compatible With: Cancer, Taurus and Capricorn
The content for this article is sourced from this blog in found on tumblr named randomsexfacts. Sadly it was published part by part for about 2 months. I collected them all and presented in one document. I have also seen that there is a book on this subject (and obviously it’s not available for free download.) sextrology, sexual astrology, sex and astrology

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81. 3 out of 4 men fantasize about their work colleagues.

82. A study of 300 pairs revealed that men who smoke have half as much sex as men who don't..

83. Anal sex is when a finger, a mouth, a penis or a sex toy is used to stimulate the delicate nerve endings in the anus

84. A study of men from five countries revealed that the time between when the penis penetrates the vagina and ejaculation varies extremely, anything between 30 seconds and 44 minutes.

85. Sexual intercourse takes place about 2778 times around the world every 5 seconds.

86. A survey of 50 female students at the University of Texas revealed that 90% of the women are better satisfied by a wider penis, rather than a longer one.

87. The country where the most oral sex is performed is Austria.

88. On average, men's testicles are about 4.5cm long and 2cm wide.

89. In relation to body size, the barnacle has the biggest penis in the animal kingdom. It is up to 30 times bigger than the actual body.

90. Out of all primates, chimpanzees have the largest testicles.

91. Girls who have a close relationship with their father usually also end up with partners who share many of their father's traits.

92. Sex is the number one favorite activity in bed for the British. Germans on the other hand, mentioned being on the phone, reading and sleeping.

93. The average women has 11 bras.

94. People have a tendency to choose partners whose body fat percentage is similar to their own.

95. The biggest orgy ever in recent history took place in 1974 at a rock concert in Los Angeles, where 262 couples had sex.

96. Two thirds of all people have had unprotected sex because they were drunk.

97. Men have about 9 erections during the night, regardless of what they dream.

98. Lisa Sparxxx achieved the world gangbang record by having sex with 919 men on October 16th, 2004.

99. A third of all women have admitted they've never had an orgasm with their partner.

100. 7 out of 10 people kiss with their nose to the right.

Sextrology: Sex According to Your Astrology Sign

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61. The science of kissing is called philematology.

62. It is possible for a woman to reach an orgasm through kissing.

63. The mouth is full of bacteria. When two people kiss, they exchange between 10 million and 1 billion bacteria.

64. The most condoms are sold in July and August.

65. Orgasms give a spike to oxytocin levels and that is why you feel so connected and bonded after sex.

66. Running 75 miles in one year burns the same amount of calories as having sex 3 times a week for a year.

67. Those people who claim to have 8 inch penises make up only 3% of the male population.

68. Japanese men are the least interested in sex. On average they do it just 36 times in a year, the least amongst men from across the world.

69. 54% of men and 19% of women think about sex everyday.

70. For every 'normal' webpage, there are 5 porn pages.

71. The furthest recorded distance that a woman has ejaculated was 10.3 ft.

72. It takes a woman between 15-30 minutes to 'come down' after an orgasm, it takes a man a couple of seconds.

73. Other than abstinence, there is no such thing as perfect contraception. All methods have failure rates.


74. The average male orgasm lasts 6 seconds. The average female orgasm lasts 23 seconds.

75. Smoking can shorten a penis by as much as a centimeter. Erections are all about good bloodflow, and smoking calcifies blood vessels, restricting erectile circulation.

76. Men who have been circumsised take a little longer to orgasm than those who haven't.

77. People who regularly watch pornos find their partners in real life increasingly less sexy, regardless of how attractive they are.

78. A quarter of the male population have tried to perform solo oral sex.

79. Sexsomnia is the term scientists use for people who perform sexual activities unconciously during sleep. The spectrum ranges from masturbation to sexual intercourse.

80. Woman orgasm more often when they have their period because during this time there is an increase in the circulation of blood.

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41. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.

42. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the

body.


43. By the time you have finished reading this sentence, 2000 people in the world have experienced an orgasm.


44. Semen travels at 28 mph during ejaculation.


45. 75% of men have their penis hanging to the left in their pants. 17% have their penis hanging to the right and 8% let it hang either way.


46. Semen has only 5 calories per teaspoon, the same amount as a piece of chewing gum.


47. Approximately 1 in 100,000 males is born with a double penis. Cuban Jean Baptisto dos Santos was born with two large, fully-functional penises. It is written that he "was possessed of extraordinary animal passion... He used both penises, after finishing with one, continuing with the other".


48. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.


49. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.


50. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones which attract the opposite sex.


51. According to a survey of sex shop owners, cherry is the most popular flavor of edible underwear.


52. The left testicle usually hangs lower than the right for right-handed men. The opposite is usually true for left-handed men.


53. During World War II, condoms were used to cover rifle barrels from being damaged by salt water as the soldiers swam to shore.


54. Octopuses mate facing each other, but their sex organs never touch. The male ejaculates onto one of his tentacles and then uses the tentacle to introduce the sperm into the female's reproductive organ.


55. Impotence is grounds for divorce in over 25 US states.


56. A man's beard grows fastest when he anticipates sex.


57. The typical person spends about 600 hours having sex between the ages of 20 and 70.


58. On average, it takes two tablespoons of blood to get a man's penis erect.


59. The vagina is similar to the eye because they are both self-cleaning organs.


60. Only 17% of women are likely to have an orgasm during sex.


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21. At age 70, 73% of men are still potent.

22. A man's testicles increase in size by 50%
when he is aroused.

23. About 1% of women can orgasm solely through breast stimulation.

24. 30% of women over the age of 80 still have sexual intercourse either with their spouse or boyfriends.

25. Scientific tests found that when women make love they produce the hormo
ne estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.

26. 7% of British men have lied about the size of their penis in order to tempt someone to sleep with them. Males are three times more likely than women to lie about their "vital statistics", with just 2% of females lying about their bra size.

27. Both men and women tend to distort the truth when it comes to discussing how many lovers they have had. However, while women underestimate the number, men prefer to exaggerate their conquests. Men on average claim 13, and women claim 7.

28. Semen contains small amounts of more than thirty chemical compounds, including fructose, ascorbic acid, cholesterol, creatine, citric acid, lactic acid, nitrogen, vitamin B12, and various salts and enzymes.

29. An act of kissing puts 29 facial muscles in motion. In other words, kissing can be used as an effective exercise to prevent the development of wrinkles.

30. It takes a sperm 1 hour to swim 7 inches.

31. The proteins in sperm have a tightening effect on the skin. When sperm is left to dry, the evaporation of the water in it leaves behind protein which can help to reduce wrinkles. While this may be an excellent anti-aging treatment, the obvious downside is that you have to walk around with sperm on your face.

32. Necrophilia is the desire for people to have sex with dead people. In 2005 a Dutch scientist, Kees Moeliker, encountered this behaviour amongst ducks.

33. Studies have shown that men who looked at porn of two men and one woman produced more sperm than those who looked at just women. Scientists speculate that seeing competition makes men step up their baby-making capacities.

34. A quarter of penises are slightly bent when erect.

35. For the average healthy man there is a staggering 300 million sperm in just a teaspoon of semen.

36. The average amount of time spent kissing for a person in a lifetime is 20,160 minutes. That’s 336 hours, 14 days or 2 weeks.

37. Drinking lots of pineapple juice will produce sweet sperm.

38. The largest recorded penis was a massive 8-footer of a killer whale.

39. A quick romantic kiss will burn about 2-3 calories.

40. There are roughly 100 million acts of sexual intercourse each day.


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