Showing posts with label bored. Show all posts

The food illusion

Facebook is like fridges, u know there's nothing inside but you check it out every five minutes

Click here to see more »

Bored and nothing to do? get trolled by a software

Well the title says it all. It's just a stupid software saying stuff to you online.

try this. you might like it

It is a chatterbot created by Fred Roberts, using Artificial Solutions’ technology and it has been online since 2001.

Do You Know Why?

  • Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?
  • Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough?
  • Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
  • Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
  • What is the speed of darkness?
  • Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up every two hours?
  • Are there specially reserved parking spaces for 'normal' people at the Special Olympics?
  • If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?
  • Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?
  • How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
  • Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
  • Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Google tricks: funny

I mean if you are really bored and there is nothing else to do, then check these out. Its pretty cool.


Yahoo Answers? What is it?

Have you ever been to Yahoo Answers? I can’t speak for others but almost every time I search I search for something with a question mark (?) on Google I get this site on search results page. It’s a very simple theory behind it. People ask questions and other people answer them. If you have a question that’s the second best place you should go to. (The best place is Google most of the time). You can get help from professionals.

It seems to me that most of the people who ask questions have no common sense. They just come and ask questions before doing some research about it. I mean it’s not that hard to search on Google right? And there are questions which people ask every single day. I can give some examples. The number one question in the Health category is how to lose weight. They many not use these exact words but yes. That’s the number one question. That question is there twice an hour. In the women’s health section there are always more than 5 girls who have missed their period and asking why, in men’s health section there are guys asking how to enlarge things, and in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgendered section there are people revealing their whole life story and asking help them figure out their gender preference and how to break it to their parents.

There are people who answer without knowing the subject well enough. They give wrong answers, and I have seen sometimes those answers get chosen as the best answer. Sometimes a person ask why isn’t their product key to a software doesn’t work. Most of the time its because the key has expired. Well I can easily give them a new product key. But what happens when I give one is that some jealous fucker over there gonna report abuse under illegal. That’s when they get on my nerves. If I can find them, I won’t bother punch them in the face.

I find it as a good way to get out of boredom while helping others. And it’s said “sharing is caring” right? Only thing I get in return for doing that is an email, when someone pick my answer as the best answer. And it really feels good to have feedback. Oh well there is another kind of emails I get from them makes me laugh my ass off. They are the ones saying that I have violated the Answer Community Guidelines. Most of the time this happens because of my naughty language and making fun of questions or other people’s answers.

Anyway, if you haven’t been to Yahoo Answers you are missing out good stuff. Trust me, there are funny questions. Can have a really good time. For an example. See this. 11 Stupid Questions From Yahoo Answers That Have Changed My Life . Enjoy!

Powered by Blogger.