Ok this it pretty funny. But it’s true. There are chat bots which are programmed to talk dirty to you. (Since what they do is sex, they are called sex bots) First I was like what the fuck. I mean if you can’t have sex, it’s ok to have cyber once in while. But with a robot? That sounds insane. (Try searching on Google. They say nasty stuff. hehe)

And while googling I found out that there are real robots who offer sex too. You gotta read it! Follow the links below. (Click the titles in blue)

Andy Droid: Your Sex Doll Has Arrived

"Her name is Andy, created by First Androids in Germany. Andy can hold multiple sex positions, be ordered to simulate breathing, perform oral sex acts, have a pulse..."

Inventor unveils $7,000 talking sex robot

"She's a willowy 5 feet 7 and 120 pounds. She'll chat with you endlessly about your interests. And she'll have sex whenever you please -- as long as her battery doesn't run out."

Lately Omegle chat has been filled with chat bots. Chat bots mean, those computer softwares which are made to send IM’s automatically. They are used for marketing purposes 99 percent of the time. (It’s considered as marketing, but I think it’s not ethical since they are spamming). And the other 1% of the time, they are giving out virus links.

Before I write this, I searched on Google about chat bots. I was surprised to see that getting a chat bot for my self is easy as logging facebook. No need to fill up applications or write java/ html codes. Just have to sign up using an email address and give it a screen name.

Anyways, back to what I was saying. You might wonder how to find out it’s a bot or a human. It’s pretty easy.

1. Bots don’t type.

They are programmed to enter a certain text automatically. So there is no typing time. If cant see the site saying Stranger is typing… and sentences just appear on the screen, then it’s a bot.

2. They come. They type. They go.

Bots aren’t made to have fun with you. Most likely they disconnect after they have enter what they want. (About 3 or 4 IM’s)

3. They give out links.

Don’t click the links they send you. Its useless most of the time.(by useless I mean it’s a site you have to register most of the time) this rule apply to those real people who send links to webcams too. You won’t see a damn camera.

Those chat bots ruin my mood while I’m on the chat. There are more and more bots now. Hope Omegle will do something about it soon. And in meantime, if you want to make a chat bot for your MSN or AIM just google like in the picture above. (You can even customize the reply according to what others say)