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Asking "How Much For a Blowjob?" from a deaf


lolwut asking how much for a blow job in sign language? thats like sexual assault towards the handicapped :/

for more funny dirty signs, go here youtube.com/user/thfemale

Dirty Drawings



Dirty Drawing
Things are not always what they seem

The Assumption Song


The Assumption Song
Ever think dirty?


There was an old farmer who lived on a rock
He sat in the meadow just shaking his
Fist at some boys who were down by the crick
Their feet in the water, their hands on their
Marbles and play things at a half passed four
There came a young lady who looked like a
Pretty, young preacher
She sat on the grass, she pulled up her dress
And she showed them her
Ruffles, and laces and white fluffy duck
She said she was learning a new way to
Bring up her children, so they would not spit
While the boys in the barnyard were shoveling
Refuse, and litter from yesterday's hunt
While the girl in the meadow was rubbing her
Eyes at the fellow, down by the dock
He looked like a man with a sizable
Home in the country, with a big fence out front
If he asked her politely, she'd show him her
Little pet dog, who was subject to fits
And maybe she'd let him grab hold of her
Small, tender hands with a movement so quick
And then she'd bend over and suck on his
Candy, so tasty made of butterscotch
And then he'd spread whip cream all over her
Cookies that she had left out on her shelf
If you think this is dirty
You can go f*ck yourself!


Animation by Chris O'Neill.
Music by The Arrogant Worms

Is Google safe search really safe? I Have Doubts

If you have searched for images on Google you probably might know there is an option called “safe search”. Well normally if you search for a word there you get pictures of naked girls and stuff (basically pornographic content). Because of that Google has given you this option to filter the search results. So you won’t get any dirty stuff in search results. There is a huge difference between normal search and safe search.

This option is really useful if you are at office or school (not searching for porn) because I don’t think you want to experience those awkward moments by looking at naked girls in front of your parents, teacher, boss or whoever there. No matter what you search there is always pornographic content.

But after what happened yesterday, I don’t trust Google. I was actually searching for a picture to put as Facebook profile picture of my friend. So I searched for girls pictures. Even if I have put the safe search “on” there are still nude pictures.Photobucket

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