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Don't answer wrong! Two Tough Questions
Question 1:
If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?
Read the next question before looking at the answer for this one.
Question 2:
It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three candidates.
Candidate A - Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.
Candidate B - He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps untilnoon , used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.
Candidate C - He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.
Which of these candidates would be your choice?
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Answer to Question No. 1
If your answer to the abortion question is "yes" ...... you just killed Beethoven, the great musician.
Answer to Question No. 2
Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B is Winston Churchill
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.
Pretty interesting, isn't it?
Makes a person think before judging someone !!!!
11 Sexual Activities That People Don't Count As 'Having Sex'
And the results... were amazing. At least the results I saw. As usual, the Liberal Media only published enough of the findings to give us a taste, but not a complete picture.
Fortunately, the good people at The Kinsey Institute at IU were kind enough to provide me with the full results of their study. Good people over at that Kinsey Institute. Totally worth getting it on with one of them, even if you get the feeling they're just doing it for research purposes.
Here are 11 results of their study, which proves one major thing: People's definition of "having sex" is just as ambiguous as people's definition of irony.
1. Regular, penis-vagina sex - 5.2% don't count that as having sex. It was this number that made me realize we can't really take anything for granted in this study. Essentially, this is saying that, if you went up to 20 people and asked them, "Does having sex count as having sex?", one of the 20 would say "Nope."
(It also makes me wonder: If you don't count this as having sex, what the hell do you count?)
The people really bringing the percentage down here are the older men. For men 65 and up, 22.7 percent said penis-vagina sex doesn't count as having sex -- by far the highest percentage for any age range and gender.
2. Just the tip - 5.6% don't count that as having sex. So if you just dabble around for a short period of time, should that count? Slightly more people say no, it shouldn't.
This is a good time to mention that the researchers found no statistically significant difference between women's responses and men's responses during thie study. So this isn't a case where every guy counts "just the tip" toward his number as he tries to inflate it... and every woman says it doesn't count as she tries desperately to stay in the golden single-digits-of-sexual-partners zone. For this one, 5.5 percent of men and 5.8 percent of women said it doesn't count -- not a big difference.
3. Penis-vagina sex, but with a condom - 6.7% don't count that as having sex. So when you add a condom to the mix, somehow, that makes people less likely to count it as having sex. Even though there's the whole ceremony of the condom, which, universally, says, "Time to protect ourselves for sex."
I guess one out of 15 people just doesn't count that because they like it rawwww. Good idea, that -- taking sex education lessons from Ol' Dirty Bastard.
4. Penis-vagina sex, with no female orgasm - 7.3% don't count that as having sex. These peopleapparently base their definition of "having sex" on a myth. I assume they'd also say it doesn't count as having sex unless you get the blessing of Zeus and Hera.
5. Penis-vagina sex, with no male orgasm - 10.9% don't count that as having sex. I actually kinda get this one -- if you're an old school procreationist (and/or misogynist), it's not over until the man says it's over.
Once again, it was the 65-and-older men carrying the torch here; 36.4 percent of them said it's not sex until they've finished things off, put back on their loose-fitting white tank top, taken off their sock garters and set their alarm clock to 4:30 AM.
6. Anal sex, with a condom - 18% don't count that as having sex. Ah, yes -- the argument that's kept Catholic school kids sane for generations.
Once again, it was the 65-and-older men carrying the torch here; 36.4 percent of them said it's not sex until they've finished things off, put back on their loose-fitting white tank top, taken off their sock garters and set their alarm clock to 4:30 AM.
6. Anal sex, with a condom - 18% don't count that as having sex. Ah, yes -- the argument that's kept Catholic school kids sane for generations.
7. Anal sex (no caveats) - 19.1% don't count that as having sex. This is flip-flopped from the penis-'gina sex statistics -- with anal sex, more people think it counts as "having sex" if it's protected as opposed to unprotected.They should do a follow-up survey asking people which of those two options is "grosser." I have a hunch which one would win.
The older people drove that number up -- but this time, it wasn't just the men. 50 percent of the men 65+ said that anal sex doesn't count as having sex... but so did 33.3 of the women in that age range! For the love of all things good, do not think of the implications of those numbers relating to your single/divorced/widowed loved ones.
A few other anal sex numbers from the survey that didn't get their own entries on this list because I'm a slave to 11: 18.2 percent think anal just the tip doesn't count as sex... 18.9 percent think anal shouldn't count without a female orgasm (?)... and 20.5 percent think anal doesn't count without a male orgasm.
8. Receiving oral sex - 27.1% don't count that as having sex. This is blatantly, just blatantly, because of Bill Clinton.
During his sex scandal, and the semantic games therein, the most influence-able generation was the one that's now 18 to 29. And they're, by far, the least likely to count this as sex. For men 18 to 29, 60 percent say receiving oral sex doesn't count as sex. For women in that age range, it's 32.3 percent.
9. Performing oral sex - 29% don't count that as having sex. While I found all the numbers about penis-vagina sex and anal sex to be surprising... this makes sense to me. If I had been a part of this survey, I would've answered "doesn't count as having sex" to both of these oral sex questions.
What can I say? We've all got a little Clinton inside us. (Some more literally than others.)
What can I say? We've all got a little Clinton inside us. (Some more literally than others.)
10. Receiving manual stimulation - 51.9% don't count that as having sex. There's a huge generation gap for me (and the people in the survey) on this one. The 18-to-29-year-olds barely consider this having sex -- 83.3 percent of young men and 67.7 of young women say this doesn't constitute "having sex." For the other age ranges, the numbers are up in the 50-50 range.I mean, this one doesn't even end with the word "sex"... like anal sex, oral sex, or sex sex. This one ends with words like "job" and "blast."
11. Performing manual stimulation - 55.1% don't count that as having sex. So, of all the genital-based activities you can do, this gets the fewest votes as a way of having sex. As it should. Nothing that happens to you out in public at a Vegas strip club or during a physical with a deliciously thorough doctor should make you go running around talking about you had sex. Then you're the Shermanator.
10 Things Your Zodiac Sign Hates
Aries
People that shuffle when they walk
Unreturned phone calls
Cell phones that don't work
Animals in cages
People who twitter on online chats
People who don't get right to the point
People who are lousy dancers
Late trains, planes or airplanes
People who dress too casually
Country music
Taurus
People who brag too much
Mess and disorganization
Clothing that is torn or missing buttons
Bad cooks
Being ignored in public
Public speaking
People who don't wear deodorant
Being the butt of humor or practical jokes
Not being smart or as an intellectual
Fast food
Gemini
People without a sense of humor
Not constantly being the center of attention
Broken clocks and watches
Bad wine
Shoes that you can't dance in
People who talk slowly
People that walk too slow
Pessimistic individuals
Addicted people
Broken technology
Cancer
Too much heat
Itchy wool
Having to sleep on the couch
People who show up early
People who are bad or sloppy dressers
Being criticized in any way
Violent movies
Ungrateful children
Losing their sunglasses
People who steal the spotlight
Leo
People who dress better than them
People with better cars than them
Being ignored
Being provoked to jealousy
Being too cold
Being too wet
Being forced to go to church
Being trapped inside on a sunny day
Being told to slow down
Being told they can't flirt
Virgo
People who are messy or disorganized
People who do not return calls
People who don't wear watches
People who don't do their taxes
People who don't return memos
Wasting time on Facebook
People who use bad grammar
People who swear too much
Emotional confrontations or scenes
Stand up comedians
Libra
People who tell them to turn down the music
People who look down at junk food
Litter in parks
People who steal flowers
People who are cruel to animals
People who do not return calls
One night stands
Bad haircuts
People who abuse drugs
Parents who discipline children
Scorpio
People who borrow their pen and never return it
Lovers that don't orgasm
Being made jealous by a lover
Being outshone at any task
Dining without dignity
Being the victim of gossip
Being accused of being unfaithful (even if they are)
People who are too trendy
People who claim to be psychic
Not being able to park in the handicapped space
Sagittarius
Late trains, planes, or automobiles
Not flying first class
Companions who get seasick
People who complain too much
People who are afraid to take risks
Being accused of being bad with money
People who expect them to be on time
Lost luggage
Animal abuse
Reading about human rights violations
Capricorn
People who waste money
People who ask for loans
People who do not pay back loans
People who do not discipline their children
Contractors that do not keep promises
People who leave the cap off the toothpaste
Poetry readings
Being asked to be a chauffeur
Being asked to leave the kids at home
Bad haircuts
Aquarius
People who dress in a boring way
Junk food
Talking about the past
Psychiatrists
Gossip
Those that aren't practical
People who don't pick up after their pets
A lack of loyalty
Being the third wheel to a couple
Getting their hands dirty
Pisces
Places that are too hot
Losing their sunglasses
Polluted water
People who laugh too loud
People who walk away from arguments
Alcoholics
Being denied access to grandchildren
Having to wear prescription glasses
Cars that waste energy
Slow drivers
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These Really Make You Look Like a Loser
These are few things that many people do on Facebook which they really shouldn’t. Because these things make you a loser.
1. Liking your own post
First of all, what’s the point in liking your own post? Of course you like your own post because you wrote it yourself. Why don’t you just write “hey I don’t have anyone to like this post so I like it my self”? If it’s ‘like’ worthy others will do it. Stop lying to yourself.
2. Asking others to comment your posts.
There are people who do that. They post some song or whatever and ask everyone in chat to comment it. Your friends aren’t blind. When you post something, it appears on others news feed. If they don’t press like or comment it means they don’t give a shit. If it’s worth a comment, they’ll do it. And what’s the value of a forced comment? Just think about it.
3. Joining groups to change the layout.
Every time Facebook change its layout these groups start to pop up everywhere like mushrooms. And millions of people join it. No matter how many fools join those groups, Facebook is not gonna change its layout back. And there is no way to get it back either.
4. Spreading Spam messages (chain mail)
I hate nothing else up there than this. No matter how many times you copy paste these or how many times you say your mom’s name, you crush isn’t gonna kiss you next Friday! You are just being a joke to everyone else. So keep your stupidity to yourselves. Don’t ruin wall’s and comment boxes pasting these.
Trying to Hack Facebook?
Its amazing that so many people search for it but nobody still don’t know how to.
Most people give up after trying few methods. But some keep digging and sometimes succeed. Even they are able to hack, most people don’t know what to do with it. Seriously so many people have asked me whether I know how to hack Facebook. Then I ask them what for? Half of the time the answer is “I want to know” (actually they want to brag and show off). There is another group of people who want to take control of a friend’s account and go crazy. Well they’ll write some bad words in status. Since the word they always say is “fuck” its no use. There is another group of people who want to take revenge. Their plan is to get into the profile and deactivate it. That’s the stupidest idea ever. If you ever thought of doing that, shame on you! If it isn’t for the notification mentioning the account is back on, your enemy will never notice. (if you don’t know that, you cant deactivate Facebook permanently)
It’s not easy to hack in to sites like Facebook, MySpace etc. So top wasting your time on it. You should try those softwares made to hack Facebook (only if you want to see how many types of Trojan viruses out there).