Since you are bored and stuff here's a catchy tune that will play in your head while you should be ashamed of how sick you are

Lyrics:
Everyone's counting on me
to cheer them up and give them lots of energy
I hope that I can help them study for their test
I'll work hard to support them and always try my best

it's so much fun to help out in the dormitory
and be a super moe and generic loli
"I wanna do something for you" Oniichan said
I gasped and said "what are we going to do on the bed?"
oh no oh no

Son: Mom! what's a gf? Mom: If you're a good boy, you'll get one when you're older. Son: What if I'm not a good boy? Mom: You'll get many. 

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