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Top Ten Reasons to Make Gay Marriage Illegal

01) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.

02) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

03) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

04) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn’t changed at all like many of the principles on which this great country was founded; women are still property, blacks still can’t marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

05) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of marriages like Britney Spears’ 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

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Btjunkie is gone too :/


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Some laws Einstein missed out to state

LAW OF QUEUE
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

LAW OF TELEPHONE
When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.

LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

LAW OF THE WORKSHOP
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

BATH THEOREM
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

LAW OF THE ALIBI
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

LAW OF ENCOUNTERS
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.

LAW OF THE RESULT
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, it will!

LAW OF BIOMECHANICS
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

LAW OF COFFEE
As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

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