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Have you ever been so angry...

Have you ever been so mad you just punched a dog

Have you ever been so angry you set fire to your sofa and dragged it through the street

Have you ever been so angry you throw a VCR at a burning bus

Have you ever been so angry you threw a cake against a police car

Have you ever been so angry that you started swinging a cactus

Have you ever been so angry that you tackled a horse

Have you ever been so angry that your arm turned 3 meters long

Have you ever been so angry you chased a bear with a bat

Have you ever been so angry.. uh no i've never been this mad

Have you ever been so angry that you bit a boob

Have you ever been so angry you set fire to a police car using a trumpet

Have you ever been so angry that you ate a flag

Have you ever been so angry you flipped a church

Have you ever been so angry that you tackled a train 
Have you ever been so mad that you bent a bridge

Have you ever been so angry that you made a sign

Have you ever been so mad you set a traffic light on fire

The wedding ring

A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his penis.

According to the Nurse attending, the patient's girl friend found the ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his penis while he was asleep.

I don't know what's worse:

1) having your girl friend find out you're married.

2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis.


Or..

3) Finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring.

Apple iPhone Funny Video by Mad TV

OMG this is soo funny!!


Grand Theft Auto Board Game

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